12/27/02
1:40:32 PM
204.255.236.162
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; ZDNetIE55)
I've been traceing some dudes who poisoned water lines with chemicals that caused heart attack and strokes one of which I had, I think you were probably one of them to drink clean water because many were jewish
12/23/02
7:17:13 PM
66.126.112.66
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
george can you please come back to orange county california. and let me know when you do, thank you very much, a fan of yours dave deloge davekaui@pacbell.net. P.S. maybe ill see you at denneys youre favorite resturant see you soon Dave & Kaui
12/16/02
12:21:14 AM
12.89.146.143
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; rv:1.0.1) Gecko/20020823 Netscape/7.0
(nscd2)
Dear Mr. Carlin:
Although I agree with you that Christian hucksters are (or should be) anathema*, I feel it necessary to correct you on the following points:
1. That religion has not been the cause of more deaths than any other; rather, it has been the forces of anti-religion (notably anti-Christian) which have caused far more deaths, viz. Hitler (anti-Christian, anti-Jew = 12 million), Stalin (anti-Christian = 20 million), Mao (anti-Christian, anti-Budist = 20 million), Pol Pot (anti-Budist, anti-Christian = 8 million), The French Revolution (anti-Christian, anti-Jew), Modern China (Tibet = anti-Budism, Mainland = anti-Christian), etc.
2. That the "Ten Commandments", as Jesus preached, can be summarized into two commandments, viz. "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself"
Thank you for your attention.
* Note: In the Testament, Christ condemns these "hypocrites and scribes" in words far more damning than I could otherwise imagine and warns of their dangers and influences. Please don't equate the message with so-called messengers. Coming from a Catholic background myself, I know of the "propaganda" to which you have been put through; but, I beg of you, please read the New Testament yourself before you continue to condemn and ridicule.
12/11/02
8:30:03 PM
24.131.209.226
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461; YComp 5.0.0.0; .NET CLR
1.0.3705)
hey
12/11/02
11:48:41 AM
139.142.33.10
Mozilla/4.5 [en] (WinNT; I)
george, you are going to be in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on Wednesday, January 22. Would you be availabe to meet with the local Humanist group if you have some spare time? Call Jim at 1-780-467-5lll or e-mail at jim.gerwing@ei.educ.ab.ca
12/7/02
2:06:39 PM
68.146.42.113
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
You are soo fuckin funny, but why couldn't you do some of your material on shinning time station?
12/7/02
11:02:02 AM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 95)
Mr. Carlin, I am the Pres. of the Vietnam Veterans Gathering of Inglis, Fl. Inc. Our purpose to hold a once a year event to honor those who never came home from nam. We have the moving Wall, the Silent Marine Drill Platoon, vendors and entertainment during this three day event. Last year we raised $10,000 to pay our costs and this year we are having a problem with raising the needed funds. We are looking to obtain someone with influence ( such as yourself ) that would assist us with your presence so that people would make contributions towards this years event. We are non-profit and at this time have only been able to raise less than $2,000. We are in dire need of someone to help us. This coming June 13th, 14th and 15th will be our 6th Annual Vietnam Veterans Gathering in 2003. Would you or maybe someone you know be willing to help us by performing for us at no cost. I know that this is a hard thing to do but we are without funds this year and are trying everything including that with which seems highly improbable. The old adage is : it can't hurt to ask, you can only say no. Please take a moment to visit our web site at : members.aol.com/flvietvets/gathering.html. Thank you for any assistance you may offer. Ed
12/5/02
1:24:43 PM
212.31.117.81
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Dear Mr. Carlin; My name is Karriem Shabazz. I am an American of African descent living and studying in the Holy Lands. I am writing to solicit your support for a project I think is very worthwhile. I have partner shipped with the local T.V. station here to present the history of the development of the Zionist State of Israel. It is the first comprehensive film to come from the Arab World documenting these events.
I have documented the events leading up to the most expensive debacle the United States has ever been involved in. The issues surrounding Philistine and the "Israeli Jews'" illegal attempts to steal the land from its rightful owners have far reaching implications. It has been a contributing cause of the WTC disaster as well as many other such disasters; both on American soil as well as around the world. The need for this film is that in violation of the First Amendment to the Constitution, Americans are being kept deaf, dumb and blind to the truth of America's foreign policy in the Holy Lands and the Arab world.
The title of my documentary is: “The Struggle to Save al-Aqsa and the Holy Lands.” This production is a prelude to regular monthly 30-minute programs I intend to produce for the silent American majority. The target population for my productions are the white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, Catholic, non-Zionist Jew, registered voter, tax payer.
I have contacted you because you have strong contacts in the media. This is not the typical unbalanced and censored footage of Philistine the Zionist owned networks normally show. Therefore, because of its controversial nature and content it has been virtually impossible to get it on air. I need outlets in the United States, Europe and the world. All of my productions include professionally produced film footage of historical incidents that have and are happening here in the Holy Lands.
My purpose for producing this film is to stop the killing of Philistinian youth. I believe that when America, and the world see this film and its riveting narration that it will activate the hearts of the American people and they will be moved to action. They will contact their political representatives in Washington and tell him to bring this situation to an end by forcing the Zionists to the peace table in earnest; or face decreased appropriations from the $7 billion annually that is sent to this region by American tax payers to kill young rock throwing boys and innocent school girls. Statistics show that there were 350 children killed by Israeli soldiers; and the majority of these children were either going to or coming from school.
Please give me permission to send the film to you. I believe that once you view it you will learn historical facts that were not well organized and unclear. I need your mailing address and a phone number. Intend to send it by express mail. I can be reached at i-w-v@scs-net.org,.
With kindest regards,
Karriem Shabazz, President IWV, Ltd.
11/23/02
10:27:59 PM
67.251.139.7
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; YComp 5.0.2.6; MSN 8.0;
MSNbMSNI; MSNmen-us; MSNcIA)
Grievences II
Goatee beards CNN presenter attire Weather Channel-Is there a Western US? Employment recruiters Muslams?? Bar managers Work at Home??? Cock hardners Backward caps Baggy clothing Bottled water Piercing Cooking shows Much more!!!!!!
11/19/02
1:02:37 AM
12.235.55.67
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:0.9.4.1) Gecko/20020314
Netscape6/6.2.2
silly putty - yes napalm - no
11/16/02
6:23:47 PM
63.10.215.134
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Hotbar 4.1.8.0; MSN 6.1; MSNbBBYZ;
MSNmen-us; MSNc11)
Am I right that George Carlin died last month
11/12/02
4:41:14 PM
204.255.238.152
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; ZDNetIE55)
Whore of Engineers targets jews, blacks and gays who were caused to be that way because of chromosone damage caused by chemicals the DOD nut cases allowed to be dumped in water supply, and that's no joke pplltt
11/7/02
12:18:54 PM
207.222.242.64
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
George, what is the meaning of life? if you know it please let us know it too.
11/4/02
6:41:19 PM
208.19.137.65
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
I have laughed with you for years. Your touch on life is so very true. Love you and your view on things. Marilyn
11/2/02
2:20:40 AM
67.0.133.85
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC; en-US; rv:1.0.1) Gecko/20020823 Netscape/7.0
Just wanted to say that while I don't agree with 100% of what George says (this would make me a complacent dumb ass) I definately applaud George for making us think and preseneting solid information without the usual politial spin (B.S.)
10/31/02
5:54:06 PM
205.188.208.10
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; YComp 5.0.0.0)
George, Do you ever read this shit? I wrote you here a while back, and I'd like to reach you. I wrote a humor book called "Totally Dreadful Thoughts" It's a humorous take on Bipolarism. My agent compares my work to yours, and needs to contact you to make sure none of my stuff is too similar to what you've done in the past. Here's a joke I made up with you in mind. What is a person who is ill, illegitamate and illiterate? That person is a sick bastard who can't even read. I think my agent is a slouch and he misspells words when he writes to me. Could use your help getting this book published. Will send you a copy if you write me back. Thanks Jim Asp I can be reached at Talkaheap @aol
10/19/02
3:30:24 AM
66.76.5.247
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
10/17/02
10:37:54 PM
66.76.6.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
George some 18 yrs ago, my wife, son, and I presented you a custom watch and stand....beer nuts to cotton balls. Remember the magic words for TV?? I am working the Dallas and e. Texas circut comedy clubs myself, only regret did not do it 30 years ago. You have been my inspiration, one New Yorker to another. Thank you. JOHN ROSS chief/texaco@tyler.net
10/15/02
1:33:50 AM
152.163.188.5
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George, I've been trying to get in touch with you. I wrote a comedic book called "Totally Dreadful Thoughts". My agent called me a Poor Mans George Carlin because our stuff is so similar. Been hoping to get it published, thought you might be able to give me some pointers. Would like you to read some of it if you're not to busy. please respond to the web address below as I would love to hear from you. Big fan James Asp.
Talkaheap@aol Thanks again George.
10/13/02
9:29:37 PM
66.128.180.63
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George – I am in the process of writing a book about the “little guy” always ending up on the bottom of the shit pile. I would like to end it with your synopsis of life today “The Paradox Of Our Times”. If you would be so kind as to grant me permission to use it I would be thankful. It really sums up the world we live in today. Thanks – Mark clifcrds@tincs.com
10/2/02
7:30:38 PM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Mac_PPC)
Mr. Carlin - I'm a published writer/cartoonist. I'd like to send you a helluva smart and profitable proposal. Tell me where to e-mail or snail mail it and you can read it in 10 minutes. If you don't care for it, there's no obligation. Marv Gold Mortsy@aol.com
9/30/02
12:10:49 PM
172.193.22.139
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; T312461)
Where can I get George's rendition of the 10 commandments?
John B. in Portland
9/29/02
3:18:04 PM
24.31.48.218
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
Mr. Carlin
I'm a young musician and I have some work I really want you to hear. I have heard more than one of your stand ups and also seen a couple of the movies you have done. I can appreciate your style of comedy. I am a 21 year young Black man and share some of your humor. If you ever get a chance to read this and are interested you can reach me at ywest@rhymestone.com. I do hope you can respond cause I know you'll be able to enjoy this.
Young
9/15/02
8:49:47 AM
209.240.198.62
Mozilla/4.0 WebTV/2.6 (compatible; MSIE 4.0)
someone told me about George's view on 9/11. Is this still available for print? Thanks, gentoo33@webtv.net
9/13/02
9:29:02 AM
207.74.115.22
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
dude george carlin is so funny, i think he is the best stand up comedian.
9/12/02
10:41:26 AM
63.170.230.9
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)
When is the next time George will be in Montana, Washington, Idaho area, carolamielke@hotmail.com
9/11/02
12:41:42 AM
64.197.10.68
Mozilla/4.74 [en] (Win98; U)
I heard on Leno that George Carlin was dead I was just wonderin if it was true.
8/29/02
12:06:19 AM
24.201.241.35
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George Carlin IS the BEST comedian and I listen to lots of diferent comedians and George Carlin is the best one yet
8/21/02
9:50:33 PM
216.154.12.201
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Q312461)
Dear George, Just watched your Biography, having been a fan of you since the 'hippy-dippy' days. The utopia world you wish for does not exist but it shouldn't prevent you to look for it. Be well-Be sharp-Be yourself is what I wish for you. Thanks for daring. erve
8/16/02
12:01:34 PM
65.197.135.69
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
George, Sheila here, from Twisp Fire & Rescue. We are a small volunteer fire department in North Central Washington State (The beautiful Methow Valley). We are trying to round up some GREAT comedians for a fundraiser and wondered if by some huge fucking miracle you'd be interested. If by chance you read this and are even a little interested please contact me at twispfirerescue@methow.com. Thanks and we all love your shows and books! Sheila White Twisp Fire & Rescue
8/9/02
11:13:40 PM
210.50.8.173
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
love ya shit man
7/16/02
10:53:39 PM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
We are writing to you because we know of your reputation as a patriotic and conservative white American. We have co-authored a petition, which we believe is a good beginning for a grassroots movement to make our voices heard in Washington. We are both life-long Republicans, but have both come to the conclusion that our party is no longer working for the good of OUR people. They have become like the liberal Democrats, always prostituting themselves in exchange for votes and working for their own re-election instead of the future of this country. It is our intention to gather as many people together in a Million White Taxpayers march on Washington to hand deliver our petition. We are just in the preliminary stages of planning this event, and our goal is to hold it sometime in the summer of 2003. We need to get the word out about the petition, as most of the signatures that we have amassed so far are as a result of posting this petition on the congress.org website. It is a testament to the apathy of our race that, with the exception of our immediate family members, ALL of the signatures that we have gotten so far have come from total strangers. The "friends", neighbors, and family to whom we sent our petition have not signed it, we assume, out of apathy or fear. Would you please take a few moments to read the enclosed petition and also a letter that we posted on congress.org, entitled, The Trouble With White People (by a Black Man). We are seeking and would greatly appreciate any help you could give us, including but not limited to getting the word out about the petition, financial backing, (arranging for mass transportation and lodging), PUBLICITY, entertainment, speeches, etc. We want to make it clear that we are NOT WHITE SUPREMACISTS, and we blame our politicians (most of whom are white), both parties included, for the current state of affairs in this country. We will tolerate no racial epithets or slurs against members of other races, no "militants", and no participants who do NOT believe that this should be a peaceful, but well-organized and LARGE demonstration. Our politicians would never expect this sort of reaction from us well-behaved, apathetic white people, and this is PRECISELY why it would be so effective. Just as an aside, we have had several members of organizations such as NAAWP, EAIF, and others sign our petition and asking for us to "support" them with donations. On the other hand, we have written letters to them, only asking that they have their members sign the petition and assure us of participation in our march on Washington, and have gotten no reply. To our way of thinking, these so-called "organizations to help white people" do nothing but what white people are best at, "bitching and moaning", and this accomplishes NOTHING. Incidentally, neither one of us belongs to any anti-government, racist, militant, or any other sort of "fringe" organization. We are both middle-aged white middle-class women, aged 50 and 60, who love this country and have been moved to action for the first time in our lives. We have always voted, always been patriotic, but that is not enough any more. Will you help us? Will you stand with us in a peaceful demonstration for change and a return of COMMON SENSE in our government? We are looking forward to your reply and we thank you in advance for caring as much about this country and OUR future as we do.
Linda Hunnicutt
Mrs. Peggy Decker P.O. Box 151046 Altamonte Springs, FL 32715 Caucasian Cacus Petitio for fair & Equal rights for all citizens. The Majority should still rule.
We, the undersigned, are sick and tired of our hard-earned tax dollars being spent on liberal programs which have contributed much to the ruination of this country. We are NOT white supremacists. We have no problems and no issues with and harbor no resentment towards law-abiding, contributing members of other races. We do have a problem with the following:
1. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support women who choose to have illegitimate children. With the SECOND illegitimate child, and all subsequent children, they will get no further financial benefit. They will be offered free birth control, or free voluntary sterilization, but it will be made clear to them that if they continue to procreate, there will be no financial gain.
2. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support illegal aliens. We demand that the current policy of amnesty be rescinded, and that no further proposal shall ever be brought before either House.
3. We demand to have a lobby, or some sort of "non-profit" organization similar to the NAACP, designed to protect us against reverse discrimination.
4. We demand that our government stop wasting our tax dollars on printing pamphlets in FOREIGN languages. Our language is English.
5. We demand that a prerequisite for becoming a citizen is the commitment to learn to speak, if not read, the English language. If you want to speak your native language at home, and preserve and teach that language to your children that's wonderful. But you must also learn to have at least a rudimentary command of the English language to become a citizen. We prefer that our government print English Proficiency tests for prospective citizens instead of foreign language pamphlets.
6. We demand a TOTAL reform of the immigration laws and policies. We demand that no more immigrants from known terrorist states be granted student visas, or visas of ANY kind until things are more under control in this country.
7. We demand that our public school students be taught AMERICAN history, in addition to black history.
8. We demand that our leaders work for tort reform, so that those in our medical profession can continue to practice as well as afford their malpractice insurance.
9. We demand that a person must PROVE a real disability in order to be granted government aid. We do not agree that drug addiction or alcoholism constitutes a disability, but a weakness in character and a choice in life that WE should not have to support
10. We demand that we be given the same chance to speak our mind as other races are granted, without be branded as a "racist".
11. We demand the abolition of so-called "hate crimes". When a person of color is murdered by a Caucasian, it is branded as a hate crime, but the reverse is not given the same consideration. ANY CRIME IS A HATE CRIME.
12. We demand a return to common sense leadership in Washington. If that takes the creation of a third political party, so be it.
.13. We demand that our leaders create a healthcare system for us that are equal to their healthcare benefits. If they do not implement this, then they should have to be burdened with the same type of healthcare that we do, so that they will TRULY understand what the masses go through when they experience an illness.
14. We demand an END to all minority set-asides for small businessmen.
15. We demand a simplification of the tax code and a LOW flat tax. The elderly work their entire lives and have saved to try and support themselves WITHOUT government help, and they are still heavily taxed, no matter where they put their money.
16. We demand a mandatory age at which no person should have to pay school taxes. The elderly have paid their share, and they need their money to pay for their medical bills.
17. We demand that the salaries and perks of our elected leaders be reformed to be more in keeping with what the average citizen makes. We demand that the salaries of our REALLY important citizens, such as police, firemen, school- teachers, be raised to a livable wage,
WE ENCOURAGE ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS OF THE CAUCASIAN RACE TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED BY PUTTING YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE AFOREMENTIONED DOCUMENT.
Sincerely, The Undersigned
Please sign the petition below and pass it along to all your contacts: Caucasian Caucus a petition for fair and equal rights for Caucasians http://www.petitiononline.com/1942/petition.html For more information on this http://groups.yahoo.com/group/caucasiancaucus
7/16/02
10:45:11 PM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
We are writing to you because we know of your reputation as a patriotic and conservative white American. We have co-authored a petition, which we believe is a good beginning for a grassroots movement to make our voices heard in Washington. We are both life-long Republicans, but have both come to the conclusion that our party is no longer working for the good of OUR people. They have become like the liberal Democrats, always prostituting themselves in exchange for votes and working for their own re-election instead of the future of this country. It is our intention to gather as many people together in a Million White Taxpayers march on Washington to hand deliver our petition. We are just in the preliminary stages of planning this event, and our goal is to hold it sometime in the summer of 2003. We need to get the word out about the petition, as most of the signatures that we have amassed so far are as a result of posting this petition on the congress.org website. It is a testament to the apathy of our race that, with the exception of our immediate family members, ALL of the signatures that we have gotten so far have come from total strangers. The "friends", neighbors, and family to whom we sent our petition have not signed it, we assume, out of apathy or fear. Would you please take a few moments to read the enclosed petition and also a letter that we posted on congress.org, entitled, The Trouble With White People (by a Black Man). We are seeking and would greatly appreciate any help you could give us, including but not limited to getting the word out about the petition, financial backing, (arranging for mass transportation and lodging), PUBLICITY, entertainment, speeches, etc. We want to make it clear that we are NOT WHITE SUPREMACISTS, and we blame our politicians (most of whom are white), both parties included, for the current state of affairs in this country. We will tolerate no racial epithets or slurs against members of other races, no "militants", and no participants who do NOT believe that this should be a peaceful, but well-organized and LARGE demonstration. Our politicians would never expect this sort of reaction from us well-behaved, apathetic white people, and this is PRECISELY why it would be so effective. Just as an aside, we have had several members of organizations such as NAAWP, EAIF, and others sign our petition and asking for us to "support" them with donations. On the other hand, we have written letters to them, only asking that they have their members sign the petition and assure us of participation in our march on Washington, and have gotten no reply. To our way of thinking, these so-called "organizations to help white people" do nothing but what white people are best at, "bitching and moaning", and this accomplishes NOTHING. Incidentally, neither one of us belongs to any anti-government, racist, militant, or any other sort of "fringe" organization. We are both middle-aged white middle-class women, aged 50 and 60, who love this country and have been moved to action for the first time in our lives. We have always voted, always been patriotic, but that is not enough any more. Will you help us? Will you stand with us in a peaceful demonstration for change and a return of COMMON SENSE in our government? We are looking forward to your reply and we thank you in advance for caring as much about this country and OUR future as we do.
Linda Hunnicutt
Mrs. Peggy Decker P.O. Box 151046 Altamonte Springs, FL 32715 Caucasian Cacus Petitio for fair & Equal rights for all citizens. The Majority should still rule.
We, the undersigned, are sick and tired of our hard-earned tax dollars being spent on liberal programs which have contributed much to the ruination of this country. We are NOT white supremacists. We have no problems and no issues with and harbor no resentment towards law-abiding, contributing members of other races. We do have a problem with the following:
1. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support women who choose to have illegitimate children. With the SECOND illegitimate child, and all subsequent children, they will get no further financial benefit. They will be offered free birth control, or free voluntary sterilization, but it will be made clear to them that if they continue to procreate, there will be no financial gain.
2. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support illegal aliens. We demand that the current policy of amnesty be rescinded, and that no further proposal shall ever be brought before either House.
3. We demand to have a lobby, or some sort of "non-profit" organization similar to the NAACP, designed to protect us against reverse discrimination.
4. We demand that our government stop wasting our tax dollars on printing pamphlets in FOREIGN languages. Our language is English.
5. We demand that a prerequisite for becoming a citizen is the commitment to learn to speak, if not read, the English language. If you want to speak your native language at home, and preserve and teach that language to your children that's wonderful. But you must also learn to have at least a rudimentary command of the English language to become a citizen. We prefer that our government print English Proficiency tests for prospective citizens instead of foreign language pamphlets.
6. We demand a TOTAL reform of the immigration laws and policies. We demand that no more immigrants from known terrorist states be granted student visas, or visas of ANY kind until things are more under control in this country.
7. We demand that our public school students be taught AMERICAN history, in addition to black history.
8. We demand that our leaders work for tort reform, so that those in our medical profession can continue to practice as well as afford their malpractice insurance.
9. We demand that a person must PROVE a real disability in order to be granted government aid. We do not agree that drug addiction or alcoholism constitutes a disability, but a weakness in character and a choice in life that WE should not have to support
10. We demand that we be given the same chance to speak our mind as other races are granted, without be branded as a "racist".
11. We demand the abolition of so-called "hate crimes". When a person of color is murdered by a Caucasian, it is branded as a hate crime, but the reverse is not given the same consideration. ANY CRIME IS A HATE CRIME.
12. We demand a return to common sense leadership in Washington. If that takes the creation of a third political party, so be it.
.13. We demand that our leaders create a healthcare system for us that are equal to their healthcare benefits. If they do not implement this, then they should have to be burdened with the same type of healthcare that we do, so that they will TRULY understand what the masses go through when they experience an illness.
14. We demand an END to all minority set-asides for small businessmen.
15. We demand a simplification of the tax code and a LOW flat tax. The elderly work their entire lives and have saved to try and support themselves WITHOUT government help, and they are still heavily taxed, no matter where they put their money.
16. We demand a mandatory age at which no person should have to pay school taxes. The elderly have paid their share, and they need their money to pay for their medical bills.
17. We demand that the salaries and perks of our elected leaders be reformed to be more in keeping with what the average citizen makes. We demand that the salaries of our REALLY important citizens, such as police, firemen, school- teachers, be raised to a livable wage,
WE ENCOURAGE ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS OF THE CAUCASIAN RACE TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED BY PUTTING YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE AFOREMENTIONED DOCUMENT.
Sincerely, The Undersigned
Please sign the petition below and pass it along to all your contacts: Caucasian Caucus a petition for fair and equal rights for Caucasians http://www.petitiononline.com/1942/petition.html For more information on this http://groups.yahoo.com/group/caucasiancaucus
7/14/02
11:37:29 PM
209.216.173.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
Hey George, Who the fuck is going to replace you? Me and a lot of other folks need to know! We love you, but also worry about the future! Signed By , Me and my friends from the 70'S dulasport2001@yahoo.com
7/8/02
7:08:59 PM
205.188.197.22
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 8.0; Windows NT 5.1)
The great thing about George is that he has learned not to take life to seriously. And what's more, poke alittle fun at your religious freaks who do. Who are you to judge him? Is that a part of your believe too? Do you think yourself better then him because you live your life by the "rules." To me you are to ignorate and close minded. Learn to think for your self. And if you are to scared to make your own believes, don't condim George for being creative enough to make his. Not that he give a shit what you think anyway! Hey atleast when George is on TV he doesn't ask us to send money, which is more then I can say for your religious programing. Not that George will ever read this, but if he does COME TO FLORIDA DAMN IT!!!
TroyAllenShearer@aol.com
I say fuck you bitch I'm getting in the plain. -George Carlin
7/7/02
4:29:04 PM
152.163.206.201
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
i love your shit george
7/2/02
12:13:49 PM
66.56.165.57
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
Dear george carlin you are the man I love your shows last night on HBO you would funny very funny my friend jason loves your show to so love jackson
7/2/02
2:42:43 AM
205.188.200.147
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
Hey George, The thing that you said about God and the His word is very dangerous to your soul. The bible says "do not be fulled, God is not mocked. Whatsoever a man sowes that he shall also reap" That means you can not mock God and get away with it. You can ask forgiveness and you will be forgiven if you mean it from your heart. I also like to tell you that the bible was not meant to control people but to liberate. Life is too short and eternity is too long. Don't play with your soul. Jesus can forgive you of your sins just for the asking and He will be a friend that sticks closer than a brother to you.
7/1/02
11:08:55 PM
64.12.101.183
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows NT 5.1)
This is the only place I could find to voice what I think of George Carlin. He seems to think that people care what bothers him. Will it happened to be on and I could not find the remote. What bothers me is idiots like him who thinks we care what he thinks. He is an old man who has either not made enough money or has made wrong choices with money but his shock statements are so stupid, it's time to retire George. I did notice when you made the brainless statement that you don't care who gets shot, teachers, parents, students. You better be glad this is the USA. And George (like I think he is going to read this) The God that you keep making fun of, well old man you are not getting any younger, and one day you are going to need God, and for sure going to meet Him. if you don't change it will not be a pleasant meeting. And the sad thing is you are going to have to relive every word you have said and thought you have made. See George God is not baptist or catholic, or any denomination. See God is grace in motion. I know you would have a field day, making fun of this good ole uneducated Southern boy (see all the mis-spelled words). God loves you and would forgive you if you asked Him. Imagine what impact on the world to see what God can do in your sad life.
Signed praying for Geroge in N.C.
I started this message angry at what little I listened to, (yes a christian with HBO) but now I feel kind of sorry for you. Whether you like it or not I am going to pray for you.
6/30/02
12:10:28 PM
64.12.102.174
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
I heard that George Carlin was coming to Virginia Beach. Is this true? If he is, I'd love to get more info on it- please email lexus125va@aol.com
6/25/02
8:19:44 PM
205.188.208.10
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows NT 5.1)
6/21/02
12:28:03 AM
209.240.222.131
Mozilla/4.0 WebTV/2.6 (compatible; MSIE 4.0)
Hello. My name is Jenny. I have just created a yahoo group dedicted to George Carlin. Its called Carlin_Addicts_Anonymous. If anyone would like to join, feel free. I am looking forward to talking to you.
6/20/02
8:46:58 PM
205.188.197.23
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:0.9.4.2) Gecko/20020502 CS 2000
7.0/7.0
THIS IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADRESS . BUT YOU ARE FUKIN FUNNY
6/17/02
3:05:53 AM
151.202.88.40
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
The George W Bush 2000 Stolen Election Commemorative Coin
http://www.stolenelectioncoin.com
The Purchasing Strike against Republican Contributors
http://www.boycott-republicans.com
6/12/02
9:21:22 PM
205.188.193.157
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
probably sunday I know fresh because again friendly
6/9/02
11:49:50 AM
64.12.103.21
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Revelations of 2002 1. Many priests are gay. 2. The FBI & CIA don't always tell the public the whole truth. 3. Arabs have a different sense of values than Americans. 4. Most people from other countries hate Americans. 5. The politicians just piss away a good portion of our tax money. 6. A really unclean vagina stinks likehell. Who Knew?
6/6/02
2:58:48 PM
66.72.168.166
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSNIA; Windows 98; DigExt)
George- Iam big fan of yours and I have a suggestion for material for you. The idea comes from the internet and is about car names. I think you will love it. Where can the info be mailed so you can review it? oteb@msn.com
6/5/02
11:52:51 AM
67.28.81.204
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95; T312461)
George, I am a man with a withering sense of humor that parallels yours. I am not in show business. I have many ideas for deriding those whose verbal posture labels them phonies, i.e., senators, congressmen, heads of gov't agencies, etc. Would you be interested in colaberating with me on some skits that would be tailor-made for you. At your request, I can send you some e-mails that I have sent to FOX's "Carnival of News" and Chris"Hardball" Matthews. Like to hear from you, George. Sincerely, Tom Nass, Sacramento, CA
6/4/02
11:17:36 PM
64.12.103.169
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
dear Mr. Carlin: I Pray (to whomever we are supposed to pray to when we place our hands together) that reminds me of what my grandfather said about "here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and out comes the steeple thing he did with his hands. ...... I used to get calls from from my dad (director of SAC 2nd and 8th Air forces and....well Dad would say George is having a problem with his wires and we all like him and could I come over and fix it because the morons at the baxe at Barksdale could not fix it, and you were getting ready to com on "air"...not that you had many watts before I got there and made a mistake. But Now...I am having a problem with my new step-daughter regarding "hello, Victorine, I just asked you a polite question" ...I just got married last fall to my college sweetheart and would not care for you to offer me some online advice. your comedy acts have always made me afraid I was going to have a hernia (or bust a gut) my phone # is (985) 674-5411...and please, G.C. fans, I am just sending this to Mr. Carlin. Do not call me. I have never known anyone as smart as he is (including Pres. Bush W,) and G.C. owes me a favor..thank you, Peter Thornton-Ermes
6/3/02
11:45:31 PM
24.210.252.148
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
i am a HUGE fan..i believe what makes you funnier than anyone is the use of your words and events in life..your all diseased was one of my favorites ever... JP
5/30/02
12:19:32 PM
24.159.17.5
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
i bought one of yo tapes a few daze ago. i tell ya, thank you for the many laughs. i grew up listening to ya.don,t ever change.;not unless you really want too; daren
5/22/02
1:18:12 PM
216.228.131.206
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
George Carlin does a skit about aging in reverse order - starting out as old people and ending up as an orgasm. If anyone can tell me what book I can find this in please e-mail me at wrjmorgal@aol.com
5/20/02
1:27:54 PM
136.215.139.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
hey man my last name is Carlin too. was wondering where George is originally from. E-mail is Mech63s_98@yahoo.com
5/13/02
1:39:08 AM
62.252.188.97
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George. I'm scared. Don't worry, though. I have 5 areas. I look forward to your 'O shit - it's ALL true' sketch. Best, Chris
5/9/02
2:55:46 PM
213.113.194.136
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
can you send me some "citat" to:
dagmar_daggmask@hotmail.com
4/29/02
12:27:49 PM
12.45.188.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Hey George. You read this shit for real or what? people telling you about this and about that..what the fuck kinda moron writes fan club site to disagree with the fucking person who there a fan of? dipshits! Keep fucking telling it like it is George, fuck the White Middle class elitist Golf Playing Volvo driving , country club joining fuckers who have ruined the goddamn system in this countryt with there BULLSHIT! I say fuck em! Lets go get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a loaded 38 and a chainsaw, go cut some fucking trees down, shoot some dolphins and make these fuckers realize the hypocracy they themselves are living...fucking Vegan my ass...that wood there house is built out of didnt happen to come from a tree a bird or squirrel happened to live in did it? fuck em, dont kill the animals, protect them...Fuck that.. survival of the fittest ..that coat wouldnt be fur now would it Mrs. Popus ass? im angry George, as are most working class americans and thank god we have someone like you out there to put it all on the table for us, without all thsi censorship by "the ones who run the media" think about this for a sec George..."Parking meters are the street pimps for parking spaces" makes sense?
4/26/02
7:44:41 PM
64.12.106.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
Hi, Can anyone tell me the text from Mr. Carlin's "I'm a bad American"? Thanks!
4/26/02
6:14:22 PM
63.61.245.145
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; MSN 6.1; MSNbDELL;
MSNmen-us; MSNc11)
I don't want to bring up one of the obvious that you've probably already thought of, but why the title "attorneys at law." What else would they be "at"?
4/23/02
8:26:00 PM
199.211.225.194
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 4.0; T312461)
Hey guy, Loved your old stuff. Lately though I've become a Christian and really can't stand the foul language. I read a letter you wrote that was very well done and (to my amazement) was very touching and heart felt. I just ran across this site and felt I had to write,so I don't recall what the particular message was, possibly about the 9/11 tragedy. It was really awesome, thank you. I know that you had a rough run in with Catholicism but you must know that they are hung up on "show" rituals, traditions, and don't really teach God's Word. So I hope you don't think all Christians are screwed up. They are suppose to "SHOW" compassion, mercy and Love to all people. Anyway I hope you continue writing thought provoking, and uplifting Good messages especially if you can make a connection with those "other" fans that love your work. (I visited your Fan's Message Board - couldn't read too many as my "Censure" went into hyperdrive. Anyway, gotta leave work. Thanks for sharing your intelligence, and writing abilities. If you happen to wish to contact me please use; Antonowitz.F-P@ATT.Net That's my personal Eddress. Thanks again Class Clown.
4/18/02
8:36:12 PM
151.197.253.253
Mozilla/4.73 [en]C-CCK-MCD BA45DSL (Win98; U)
4/18/02
2:04:45 PM
168.190.200.8
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
hahahahaha
4/15/02
9:58:23 PM
68.37.249.196
Mozilla/4.79 [en] (Win98; U)
Hey Carlin, you are mad funny. But all these fuckers trying to take your shit. well the deserve to be made fun of on stage.
from max
4/15/02
9:54:45 PM
68.37.249.196
Mozilla/4.79 [en] (Win98; U)
whats all this shit im hearing about angels,are you hearing this shit.3 out of 4 americans belive angels,huh what about goblins you never hear about them except on halloween and its always negative shit to. What about zombies, where the fuck are all the zombies thats whats wrong with the zombies theyre unreliable.if your gonna belive in angels you should go for the zombie package too.
4/7/02
11:46:38 PM
216.244.30.152
Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Okay,
I hope this is bullshit, but....
I am a comic at the Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA. Tonight, a comic came on before me and did a sad homage to the "late, great", George Carlin. A poor rendition of the "Shit" routine. I was so depressed that I chose not to try to make the drunnks in the audience laugh. I went home to verify this.
I have not found any news of Georges death from any sources at all, let alone reliable ones.
Someone please tell me that the comedian was full of shit and that we've got more good shit to look forward to.
Tony Reed
3/31/02
8:29:07 AM
151.202.90.92
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
Tell congress you don't like the Bu$h agenda.
Browse http://www.boycott-republicans.com
3/24/02
12:31:50 AM
216.145.81.153
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; Compaq; CD-ISP)
george carlin is the funnist mother fucker alive
3/24/02
12:27:17 AM
216.145.81.153
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; Compaq; CD-ISP)
his is the best of all time
3/20/02
11:46:31 AM
168.170.128.8
Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
george carlin is the funniest guy alive. he writes like and teenager. he wrote the best book i read and that would be napalm and sillypuddy
3/15/02
7:54:57 PM
207.157.233.59
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; AT&T CSM6.0)
Mr. Carlin:
Had I written you a few week ago I would have used "George" in my salutation, or possibly "Dear George". After listening to your routine on euphemisms, I feel that the casualness with which I once viewed your material can no longer be assumed. Nor can the attitude that the strength of your humor came from making the truth seem inane. In that routine you refer to calling Jewish murders commandos, and Arab commandos terrorists. I am not easily offended (except by stupidity) but I am offended by your view of the Israeli military. I could easily dismiss this if I thought you were just out to get a rise from your audience. But after following you career for many years, I do believe that you speak the truth, at least the truth as you see it. So, if Jewish murders are commandos, and Arab commandos are terrorists, what euphemism yould you choose for Arab murders? What euphemism would you choose for antisemitic?
David Harris
3/8/02
6:03:24 PM
205.188.197.52
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
hey, im not sure if george really reads this stuff or not... but i cant ever seem to find a way to contact him through e.mail or "snail mail" or whatever. The point is, GEORGE if you ever do read this my name is christina and i am sick and tired of the world i see, im sick and tired of people telling me how sick and tired they are, but most of all im sick and tired of entrusting my life and security to these politician assholes. i have been thinking about alot of things lately and im afraid for us as human beings in the future and i think that if people dont do something now, generations of people are going to suffer. im trying to be as general as possible because im sure everyone and their gay uncle jim will be reading this shit. my e.mail is float41o@aol.com. the o after the 41 is a letter not a number. your a person who has reached many people with your opinions. i only wish to ask advice... please mail me. *christina
3/8/02
4:53:52 PM
68.7.211.76
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Cox High Speed Internet
Customer; Q312461)
Good Friday,
I am trying to find out which album or piece the "Shellshock" is on. It talks about how America takes words that mean something and sugarcoats them into little soft words.
Shellshock to Post Traumatic Syndrome...Can you help me out.?
Thanks.
Sinerely,
Brock Halter broxworx@cox.net
3/7/02
6:07:25 PM
64.91.163.185
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George I think you are one of the funniest people I ever heard of.You can really make someone die from laughing so dam hard I just wish I could see you in person.I always wanted to be a comedian but I didnt know where to start if you can please e-mail me and let me know how to begin jachris@mindspring.com thanks James
2/27/02
3:04:12 PM
134.153.12.209
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
we all know what George carlin is talking about but we fail to realize to be natural and be honest. He proved that the world is a stage and everyone is acting.
2/26/02
7:39:15 PM
64.171.97.131
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; m18) Gecko/20001108 Netscape6/6.0
I like cookies.
2/22/02
1:58:54 PM
12.249.115.229
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
I'm looking for an e-mail that was attributed to George Carlin about starting life as an old person and finishing with being in the womb. Can anyone help me find either a printed or audio copy?
2/10/02
4:23:03 AM
208.25.59.217
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hi George! I haven't been to any of your "concerts" yet, but from what I read, they must be hilarious. I read about how sometimes you talk about how prayer to Joe Pesci works just as well as prayer to God. I think that's pretty funny. But it's especially funny that you dare God to strike you dead on the spot, for if you had done that in the "Old Testament" days, He surely would have zapped you the second you said it! (LOL) Here's an idea. I'm not sure if you've done it before, but if there are any fundies in the audience, it would scare the bejesus out of them! The next time you dare God to strike you down on the spot, actually keel over the second you say it, and just lie there on the ground, motionless. Arrange for some of your crew to come out and check your vitals, and have one of them say something to the effect of, "OH MY GOD! There's no pulse. I'm SERIOUS! There's no pulse! Call a doctor!" Of course, many people will see right through this, but there may be some that may truly believe God actually did strike you dead on the spot. (For your info, I do believe in God, but not the kickass motherfucker from the Bible) For an even bigger laugh, perhaps you could have another crew member come out dressed as Jesus Christ who "raises you" from the dead. I think it could be extremely hilarious, but who knows. Maybe you've already done something like that. If you like the idea, please let me know your opinion. My email is cmoyer_musician@yahoo.com. Thanks, and keep the people laughing!
1/30/02
8:14:14 PM
152.163.197.59
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 5.0; Mac_PPC)
I am looking for a Carlin CD on which he performs a piece dealing with life, old age, dying, etc. He reverses the whole process...you get born at 85 and work your way back to the womb. Brilliant! Need it for a present for someone.
Are you familiar with that routine? Have you any idea which CD includes it?
Most grateful for any info you can provide....many thanks in advance,
Carol
1/28/02
1:32:06 PM
204.196.104.27
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
hes cool
1/25/02
12:22:56 AM
208.220.132.114
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
Hi George & Hi George FM... I remember you and Jack Burns on KDAY about 40 years ago. I would love to find your "BURNS & CARLIN LIVE AT THE PLAYBOY CLUB TONIGHT"album. What label is it on and how about releasing it on C.D.? It would help Jack's career and we Carlin pack rats would order it yesterday..
Thanks in advance I look forward to hearing from you, C.R. jak@net1plus.com
1/24/02
8:37:54 PM
65.107.63.100
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Why can't I find a video of "You're all diseased?" Please help!
1/22/02
4:11:03 PM
62.134.80.76
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
2 medium pizzas (hawaii) large coke cheeseburger mcnuggets--hold the meat aardvark turds anda coke togo
1/18/02
11:34:56 PM
204.32.113.69
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
are your acts your true thoughts, or did U just make them cause U culdnt think of NE thing else
1/7/02
11:27:33 AM
65.34.95.39
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
THE MACDILL PEACE RALLY AT GADSON PARK - JANUARY 19, 2002
THIS IS AN URGENT CALL!!! WE MUST MOBILIZE NOW!!! WE MUST CLAIM OUR VOICE AND SUPPORT OTHERS TO SPEAK UP!!!
Please join us in a peaceful protest in response to the current war-centered strategy of our government, and in defense of civil liberties for all peoples in the U.S., and in defense of the innocent children, women and men who are being killed by the U.S. military, and in order to prevent further escalation of this revengeful response to the September 11th tragedy.
Please let us know if you will need housing arrangements (contact us).
LOCATION: Gadson Park - Adjacent to MACDILL AIRFORCE BASE 6901 S. MacDill Avenue at Marcum Drive Tampa, Florida
DATE: Saturday, January 19th, 2002
TIME: 1 P.M.
George:
Your views would be appriciated here! www.macdillpeacerally.org FYI
Thank you for the humor all these years...Jay Alexander, St Pete,FL
1/7/02
9:08:25 AM
205.197.103.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
What is your nationality?What Is your education?
1/3/02
5:59:48 PM
152.163.194.178
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; CS 2000 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George, I saw your show in Albuquerque the other night. I went to see you kick religious asses and you disappointed me. Your attire made no statement either. I suggest you get an athletic t-shirt with 666 on it and you can tell the audience you finally made the team. I wear mine occasionally, and it drives the fundies crazy. If you're too cheap or busy to buy one, contact me and I'll send you mine. We're about the same size. I'm just older and better looking than you. Actually, I took it to the show the other night in case I got close enough to give it to you. Obviously, I didn't. Your friend in christ, Ed Jacobs
12/30/01
9:41:36 PM
209.145.197.18
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
George, I haven't seen you for a few years now and things have changed for me as much as they have changed for you. Would like to see you in Phoenix Jan 19 and catch up. Contact me if you have time. Randy Stattman 928-649-0010 or rambo@wildapache.net Got married to Alice in Sept. would like you to meet her Your friend, Randy
12/7/01
2:16:57 PM
207.250.13.92
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George kicks so much ass,the world should be Afraid. People need to wake the fuck up!! He says it the way it really fuckin is!!
12/6/01
9:49:19 PM
154.20.93.73
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
The Republicon Tunes Corporation is proud to announce that our latest invention the revolutionary new Asscroft Fart Whistle will come into full production shortly.
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No skill no art!
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11/30/01
8:56:05 PM
152.163.213.192
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Awesome!
11/27/01
8:42:49 AM
164.58.10.125
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
George Carlin is hysterical, I love everything he does. His newest HBO special tops them all. I love how he nails the Ten Commandments down to two. I agree 100% with his added amendment. George Carlin will not soon be forgotten in my heart.
11/26/01
1:31:31 PM
129.7.47.52
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; U ;Nav)
The Nazis are coming back; only this time Hitler is George W. Bush and Nazis are American Anglos who love him.
11/21/01
3:12:48 PM
24.3.120.94
Mozilla/4.77 [en] (Win98; U)
11/10/01
1:01:54 AM
205.188.199.182
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
dear mr. carlin im a 15 yr old guy who would like an autograph it's just a thing i do you could say it's my hobbie so if you would plese contact me at tmmy826@aol.com oh and by the way i just got your new book that is a great peace of work and i loved it could you let me know your email ok. and my name is joshua.
11/9/01
3:32:56 PM
63.105.104.113
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Just wondering if you plan to come to Chicago anytime soon?
bjustice@smurfit.com
11/9/01
12:54:16 AM
24.205.92.70
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC; en-US; rv:0.9.3) Gecko/20010802
Your right there is no god.
11/8/01
6:24:09 PM
205.188.195.148
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
dear george , i thought you are doing a hbo comedy spcial. is it in november? I am hoping i didnt miss it. you are so funny.
11/8/01
6:24:07 PM
205.188.195.148
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
dear george , i thought you are doing a hbo comedy spcial. is it in november? I am hoping i didnt miss it. you are so funny.
11/2/01
6:52:40 PM
129.7.165.217
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George W. Bush is a Coward-Baby-Killer. All he is proud of is bombing poor inocent and hungry VIllEGES of Afghanistan. If you are so "brave" go ahead and bomb Mecca or Cairo. You won't dare to do that...because you are a COWARD!!! You damn baby killer ugly insecure shit Nazi coward clown. The whole world hates you including the Western world. Fuck you asshole.
11/2/01
1:53:21 PM
152.163.201.57
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; Compaq)
You're a genius, not only do you exagerate. But you do it in a witty and inteligent matter.
10/29/01
1:04:21 PM
163.6.254.138
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
I am asking you to please send me a picture, for my daughter Jennifer, she is 20 and medically disabled, and she gets alot of her strength from You! You make her laugh, when all she wants to do it cry. You help her forget her daily pain. And as her mother I want to say thank you for that and for being you. She wanted to see you when you came to Salt Lake, but could not afford to , I wish we could have. If you would please send her a picture of yourself, I would really appriciate it. She reads and rereads your book, and listens to your tapes, and videos. Again Thank You Mr Carlin. Jennifer York 558 west 2125 north West Bountiful, Ut 84087 anitayork@qwest.net 801-294-4070 Anita York, Jenns Mom
10/2/01
9:23:34 PM
24.96.57.194
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
George, I was wondering what your response was to the terrorist atttacks. In your HBO Special "You're All Diseased", you opened with airport security and claimed how ridiculous it was. You also said that Muslim Fundamentalists and other terrorists were going to make life interesting for us for a very long time. Was New York interesting? You said that the idea of setting off a bomb in a public marketplace and killing several hundreds of people was exciting and you see it as a form of entertainment. George, were you entertained on the 11th? I hope you were. I'd like to know what you think. E-mail me at wonderboy310@hotmail.com
10/2/01
7:24:27 AM
194.82.45.66
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
I would love a copy of the picture of your cat (Verne?) and your dog (lucky?)...up to no good. I saw you on TV while visiting the States and that image made me burst into fits of laughter everytime i thought about it. Jay UK jlw5150 at hotmail
9/30/01
11:11:51 PM
12.65.180.118
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSNIA; Windows 98; DigExt)
I have seen you, George Carlin, on t.v. only a couple of times in the past, and I thought you were hilarious. I liked that you joked about real-life, nitty-gritty stuff, and poked fun at much of the ludicrous stuff in this crazy world. I had no problem with your cursing--I do it myself sometimes. But tonight I saw you in Topeka, KS--did you test your new material here, thinking if it went over in Topeka, KS, it would go over anywhere? Good point, if you did. Anyway, my husband and I found most of your material hilarious, as before, but we both decided you go too far. Experienced, intelligent audience members can sort out the bullshit from the serious stuff you talk about--and it's all there in your material. But what about all the impressionable (yes, I was a hippy once, but I've got teenagers now and I'm more concerned about consequences of actions now) people who hear you and take too much of what you say seriously, because they're too drugged out or too ignorant to know the difference? Some of your stuff even my husband and I weren't too sure where you were really coming from--like the material about police. In retrospect, we feel we should've walked out at that point, to register that we were offended. After that, I (and my husband, too) just didn't get into the program much, even though there was still some really funny material you presented after that. It's really a shame, I think, that you are quite so extreme, because you have such an opportunity for influencing humanity in a positive way. Consult your heart--that's my suggestion--with all your material. Does it really feel right to you? Right now, more than ever in this troubled world, we need influences to bring us together, not to polarize us more. Please, if you can relate to what I'm saying, tone down your material. Cut the crudity a little bit, and especially, cut out the material about violence that may very well be misconstrued by the ignorant and by the troubled. We were really looking forward to seeing you tonight; even though we laughed a LOT, we left disillusioned. I suspect you're in the business to dis-illusion a lot of people, but I didn't expect you would do it to us! Thanks for the good stuff.
9/25/01
7:19:37 AM
66.8.158.254
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
george carlin, i love your skit about cats and dogs but i cant seem to find it anywhere! can you help me out? tdybear803@aol.com
9/22/01
5:37:28 PM
129.7.161.132
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
The CHRISTIAN TERORISTS are as dangerous as the foriegn Muslim terorists. Like the bombing of Oklahoma City or people like crazy David Kuresh and his violent followers. CHRISTIAN TERORISTS are even more dangerous because they live in the US.
9/19/01
6:46:40 PM
209.180.110.34
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
I am a chick.What you write is offensive, degrading, and I love it.Keep it comin' man. Elyse Addy panstrunks@japanimation.com
9/18/01
7:01:18 PM
65.30.164.7
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
you are a really funny guy, after reading "Brain Droppings"i want all of your books, videos, and audios! Thanx a bunch, Elaine Crawford Topeka, Kansas
9/16/01
5:57:31 PM
24.41.86.99
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
George, I just read Napalm----, and the part I liked best was your pic on the back. You were actually playing pocket pool just to see if anybody noticed! I sure as hell did, being somewhat of an expert in the game myself. Even better was the smirk on your face, you little devil. You were saying "guess which hand I've got it in folks?"
God, you're tricky George. I have to hand it to ya', except that you already have it. Good going, George. Later
9/4/01
2:55:46 PM
204.116.85.10
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; Converse College)
Just want to say, you rock! The first time I watched one of your shows, well . . . just say I couldn't breathe until it was over. :) I totally agree with your points on language & euphamisms . . . Nothing can be stated plainly anymore. On that note, here's a new one for you . . . I'd just gotten new tires on my car. Well, a week later one blew out. Completely. I went back to the store, told the guy at the counter what had happened. I wanted them to replace the damn thing. The guy at the counter finally consented to give me a "satisfaction adjustment." Translation: a replacement tire.
9/1/01
3:32:40 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
I agree with you George; ARROGANCE IS THE MAIN PROBLEM. I hate arrogant people who are full of themselves too. Hopefully you'll write your third book soon. Good luck man. YOU ARE THE KING OF COMEDY!!!!!!!!
8/25/01
4:55:18 PM
216.77.215.33
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
you are the funnist guy in the world your comidy and movies are one of the greaest passtimes in ameria keep it up man
8/15/01
8:36:46 PM
64.219.253.30
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; AT&T WNS5.2)
Hey, When are you coming to Texas? Like others on the site, I would have to say your outlook on life gives me perspective and makes me take things a little less seriously. Others who bash you are just jealous that they cannot be as honest.
www.dolphindreams75@yahoo.com
8/15/01
8:36:27 PM
64.219.253.30
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; AT&T WNS5.2)
Hey, When are you coming to Texas? Like others on the site, I would have to say your outlook on like gives me perspective and makes me take things a little less seriously. Others who bash you are just jealous that they cannot be as honest.
www.dolphindreams75@yahoo.com
8/7/01
9:42:28 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
The fat cats(the rich) don't want the people of America to unite. So they make them devided by introducing different churches, wearing different clothes, talking in different ways, and the number of possessions(i.e. cell phones or sneakers)...etc. Don't fall for they traps. The rich want to keep all people(including the white people) busy so nobody would notice they're looting and ripping off the whole country. They force you to eat more so you get fat, sit behind TV and computers and waste your life watching their programs on TV about nothing; spend all your money on their crapy stuff so you'd get money-less and unable to get rich like them. And worst of all they are the ones who provide you with the illicit drugs which they cultivate in far away lands and ship them to the youth so you would lose your brain and not care to find out the awful truth about their looting of all the resources and wealth. And if you don't buy their illicit drugs they sell you their legal drugs like Prozac, Viagra, Propicia, and many mind altering drugs on the drug stores which distroy your brain and personality. Don't lose your individuality, and Don't be a victim of their traps of believing life is about nothing. It's not true; life is very intersting if you use your mind and talent and become inovative. So: Unite with your people, all people; educate your self about the current events and the past; start intelectual debates with you peers; use your brain and become intelectual; kick the rich motherfuckers' asses today, and ask for freedom, true FREEDOM!!!!
8/4/01
6:35:34 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
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8/4/01
6:30:01 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George, you are in a new movie again, huh?...what's it called?...when is it in the theaters?
8/1/01
2:01:01 PM
129.7.160.195
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
Rules to Social Happiness
- Have confidence. - Never feel worthless. - Always believe you are good at one thing at least. - Never call yourself stupid. - Be appreciative to people’s goodness and kindness to you. - Strive to learn how to behave well and properly around people. - Socialize more. - Don’t stay lonely. - Have more fiends, the more the better. - Don’t be too horny. - Try to have ONE sexual partner at all times. Sex is necessary for a healthy mind. - Treat your partner gently. - Don’t expect too much from your friends, just ask for what you rightfully deserve. - Never be lazy; be hard working. - Go out more. - Don’t be afraid of germs, but have a personal high gene. - Don’t talk too much. - Never tell your secrets to all people you know. - Be ambitious. - Stay in one career all your life. - Don’t run away from crowds. - Learn from people by more listening than talking. - Don’t be afraid of self-expression, but be politically correct. - Don’t be too honest and truthful. - Get a college education. - Educate yourself. Self-education is more important. - Don’t be afraid of responsibilities. Take as many as you can. - Be stubborn. - Don’t trust people you don’t know well, but don’t tell them you don’t trust them, distrust them secretly…in front of them, smile like you trust them completely. - Become MATURE. - Never be childish. - Don’t be helpful without permission; that would make people suspicious of you. - Don’t be too opinionated; keep your opinions to yourself. Your opinions could be the number one reason for you to make more enemies. - Never be shy. - Be comfortable around people. -Don’t be nervous; be alert. But don’t show it; instead pretend you’re relaxed among people. - Stay away from ILLUSSIONS. - Be conscious not self-conscious. - Take your life seriously. - Don’t be too defensive as if everybody is attacking you. That would make you look crazy. - Just remember that there is always a chance you might get hurt emotionally or physically. Once you get hurt, don’t react immediately, instead stay calm and don’t say anything. Just be more careful around the offenders so they would not hurt you again. - Don’t be impulsive. - There are persons who hate you, but not everybody hates you; it’s impossible. - Be self-motivated. - Always dress well and clean. - Be stylish and update yourself. - Don’t think about the past and the future too much, just enough to stay in the right track. - Think before you act, but don’t think too long. - Always be innovative in solving your problems. - Choose a hometown and settle down instead of traveling like a gypsy. - Marry one you love consciously. - Make or adopt only one child. - Familiar yourself with art and music. - Don’t complain to people who are not supposed to give you a service. - Try to be happy with whatever you have today, and ask for more happiness by more possession and -acation. - Don’t be very difficult to get along with. Give people time to get to know you, and don’t expect everybody to choose you as friend. - When working, always take your time. - Choose educated, understanding friends, the ones with moral values. - Don’t associate with immoral fools, the ones who joke around all the time. They can ruin your life. - Have moral values for yourself and take them very seriously. - Don’t joke too much. - Higher your standards. - Life must have a meaning to you, but never meaningless. - Verbally, always be respectful to everyone, even to your enemies, but somehow, you must make a distinction between your friends and enemies. - Always smile to people. - Talk to everyone with a soft, calm, and friendly voice. - Present yourself in social gatherings as a loveable, charming person.
7/21/01
2:45:28 PM
66.44.15.60
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I am looking for the following George Carlin routines: I kinda like it when a lotta people die and You are all diseased. Where can I buy these audio or videos of these HBO specials? schneids@erols.com
7/21/01
1:45:37 PM
66.44.15.60
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I am looking for a video of an HBO special. You did a routine about God that cracked me up. I saw it on HBO last year. How can I obtain a copy. Thanks. Schneids@erols.com
7/20/01
4:26:48 PM
64.93.67.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Thank you for keeping me entertained at work
7/17/01
3:36:37 AM
207.194.174.38
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
www.dumbassamericans.com
7/10/01
10:25:02 AM
205.188.196.27
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)
hello uncle george. i am bob davidoff, marys oldest. just got a great photo of you, pat and my mom. would like to see you in the san francisco/san jose area but cant find a schedule. please have someone e mail me so we can get together. thank you. "rdavidoffb@aol.com"
7/10/01
10:24:59 AM
205.188.196.27
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)
hello uncle george. i am bob davidoff, marys oldest. just got a great photo of you, pat and my mom. would like to see you in the san francisco/san jose area but cant find a schedule. please have someone e mail me so we can get together. thank you. "rdavidoffb@aol.com"
7/7/01
9:23:19 PM
65.224.244.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; MSNIA; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George, I don't know if you even read these. Anyway,I was recently at Summerfest in Milwaukee. It's amazing how much has changed at the comedy stage since you have been there. Tracy Morgan from SNL did a raunchy and mediocre act. Don't get me wrong, I like raunchy but this wasn't funny. My favorite thing was watching all of the families leave when Tracy started talking about anal sex with his wife. Now that raunchy is ok there it would be nice to see comedy that actually was clever. Respond if you would like buckygoldstein@juno.com
7/6/01
7:40:22 PM
129.7.163.84
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
Hi George, I enjoyed reading your new book as I did reading your last one. You are my only refuge from this heartless, fake, low-minded, and repeating shitty life here. You remind me of the greatness of LIFE and FREEDOM in each and every thing you write or talk about. You are right in your new book that there are three major groups of people in here that are full of bullshits: the businessmen, the politicians, and the worst of all the clergymen. All three have always fucked the ignorant people in here, and the people seem to be proud of beeing fucked by them. This I call the highest point of ignorance. But thank you George for being in our pathetic lives.
6/30/01
2:51:30 AM
129.37.152.51
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)
Looking to purchase a collection of George Carlin HBO comedy specials. Could you tell me where I could buy such a collection? Thanks! Rivmaster91@hotmail.com
6/29/01
5:06:50 PM
129.220.10.213
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Ok people (gawd some of you are gullible) -- George Carlin did not write "I am a BAD American." He has already disavowed any connection to it.
Whoever wrote it was right on. I'm tired of all the candy-ass whining out there. Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.
Whoever added George's name is an idiot, though.
6/27/01
12:12:49 PM
129.7.166.169
Mozilla/4.61 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
6/27/01
12:09:45 PM
129.7.166.169
Mozilla/4.61 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
6/23/01
8:42:16 PM
207.202.136.114
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George, I have been a fan of yours for over twenty years. I don't enjoy your comedy as much since you have become so opionated. Wille Nelson has done great things for the farmers of the U.S. I enjoy many variaties of music and that includes country. Who are you to tell me what bull shit is ???
6/15/01
4:30:19 PM
64.163.142.186
Mozilla/4.75 [en]C-{C-UDP; FedEx} (Win95; U)
George: How come so many web sites ... G-C.com, GC.com, Laugh.com ... etc.??
your fan ...
Ed
edkarns@usbstuff.com edkarns@catalogstuff.com edkarns@firewirestuff.com edkarns@sailboatstuff.com edkarns@studio-stuff.com edkarns@home.com edkarns@yahoo.com
6/13/01
3:13:14 AM
24.68.152.162
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; AtHome0107)
Hi there! If you're reading this, I loved your appearance on CNBC's "Hardball" and your salient point about how American society is, after a fashion, anti-intellectual. There's a math prof at my university who once wrote an editorial on a very similar subject, entitled "The perfect education system for an affluent society" (in PDF) at:
http://www.pims.math.ca/pi/issue1/page03.pdf
Sincerely, Jason Ng, jng3@home.com
6/12/01
9:22:18 PM
12.76.64.168
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; AT&T WNS5.0 IE5.0.01; AT&T
WNS5.2)
You rock! Love, Kellie:)
6/11/01
12:57:49 PM
216.125.146.28
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95; Tucows)
Have you ever included in your matrerial the consumer rip off where the mft's pull less product in the same size container?? Or how they change the packaging - ie: senior nutritional products have gone from a pkg of 6...1 less than a week's worth to a 4 pgk, that now takes 2 pkg's to make a week's worth!!
6/11/01
12:57:45 PM
216.125.146.28
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95; Tucows)
Have you ever included in your matrerial the consumer rip off where the mft's pull less product in the same size container?? Or how they change the packaging - ie: senior nutritional products have gone from a pkg of 6...1 less than a week's worth to a 4 pgk, that now takes 2 pkg's to make a week's worth!!
6/4/01
7:24:57 PM
207.138.47.85
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
FRED CARREO
6/3/01
11:53:34 PM
12.86.201.86
Mozilla/4.73 [en]C-WNS5.0 (Win98; U)
Hey George! Have been a fan for many years, and have great respect for your "upbeat" sense of irony and humorous sarcasm about social issues.......
That is why I was VERY skeptical when I received a mass-forwarded email called "I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - I AM A BAD AMERICAN".... supposedly attributed to you. SOME of the content appears to be your one-liners, BUT the overall tone of the diatribe is quite hateful, and I find it hard to believe you wrote it..... especially the line: "I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets"..... that sounds a little bit severe for your type of humor!
PLEASE BE AWARE that this is being widely distributed on the internet (do a Google search on "Bad American" + Carlin). If you DID NOT author this stuff, you should DISCLAIM IT!
Best regards, Mark S.
5/27/01
11:17:01 AM
24.112.32.13
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
Hi, George...
A few days ago, I bought a copy of "Napalm & Silly Putty". Somewhere in there, you say "You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic." When I read that, I thought of you -- and not just because you said it.
Nearly twenty years ago, when I was 14 and living in Hamilton, Ontario, there was a Toronto station that used to play Dr. Demento. I picked up "A Place for My Stuff" based on the segments he played. My buddy Dave and I took a couple of kitchen chairs and sat them in front of the stereo and just let the comedy wash over us.
"Join the Book Club" was like being pummeled without mercy. One thing after another. Dave and I were having trouble breathing by the end of it.
But the routine that really did it was "Hey, why doncha join the service?" By the end of that bit, I'd fallen over backwards, and was lying on the floor, for the first time in my life wondering if I were going to pass out from laughing. For that, I will always be grateful. :)
Lately, you seem so angry. I hope it's still fun for you, George. I hate the idea that you've given that much joy to so many of us and it's not earning you any dividends.
Thanks for being part of my six minutes.
Todd S. instanuke@canada.com
5/26/01
12:50:25 AM
63.161.58.208
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows 98)
One of the first things I was told when I began my job in the Air Force was "George Carlin worked this career field himself" (he on B-47's, me on B-52G/H's). The second thing I was told was that the Air Force had trouble keeping folks in the same career field. I always wondered if that fueled his twisted sense of humor a bit more than anything else!
5/25/01
8:19:10 PM
64.20.43.180
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George was smoking dope and poking fun at society when George Bush Jr. graduated Yale and trained as an F-4 "Wild Weasle" pilot during Vietnam. Who is the cowardly idiot?
5/25/01
8:17:04 PM
64.20.43.180
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Wow. Another shallow, egocentric, celebrity who is intolerant of those who do not share his views. Are you sure your not religious, George?
5/25/01
8:10:51 PM
64.20.43.180
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
You, Sir, are an asshole.
5/24/01
10:21:18 PM
66.66.26.209
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win 9x 4.90; en-US; m18) Gecko/20001108 Netscape6/6.0
George, DemocraticUnderground.com forum would love your input on a language issue. If you want to read the discussion: http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=list_threads&om=781&forum=DCForumID35
In a nut shell:
Poster A works with mentally retarded adults and would like everyone to quit referring to George W. Bush as a retard.
Poster B doesn't like the idea of limiting our language
If you have a chance, could you check it out?
Thanks,
Nelson Addison nelsonaddison@aol.com
5/21/01
8:07:30 AM
203.198.24.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; Hotbar 2.0; NETVIGATOR)
George, I just wanna say congratulations - you are a true genius, and an inspiration to all cynical bastards everywhere. Respect. Mike Rampton suavebloke@hotmail.com
5/17/01
4:39:28 AM
24.131.209.249
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
FUCK THE FCC!
5/17/01
4:36:21 AM
24.131.209.249
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
What does Purple tasteLike?
5/16/01
5:32:32 PM
162.119.240.100
Mozilla/4.73 [en] (Windows NT 5.0; U)
i had a boyfriend years ago who knew all of your routines by heart. he was pretty funny on his own, but doing your material, he was even funnier! he said when he grew up, he wanted to be george carlin.
5/16/01
5:20:21 PM
216.68.63.194
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George,
The following e-mail was going around the company, attributed to you. Is this really something you wrote or said? Please send reply to rsbgmti123@aol.com ------------ ---------------------- Forwarded by Dan Woods-DA/PGI on 05/16/2001 01:23 PM --------------------------- From: Joe Murphy-JK on 05/16/2001 12:29 PM
Joe Murphy-JK To: Mike Eickhoff-WM/PGI@PGI, Mike F&HC Ladd-JM/PGI@PGI, John Nackhla-JH/PGI@PGI, Dan MVL Woods-DA/PGI@PGI 05/16/2001 12:29 PM Cc: Subject:
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb- over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I believe no one ever died from anything Ozzy Osbourne,Ice-T or Marilyn Mansonsang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut the fuck up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the nextfour years.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
5/7/01
11:36:45 PM
24.226.0.224
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; AtHome0107)
I enjoy all of your books and all of your CD's. What is your proudest joke or most concerned topic you have. Is it God that..."pisses you off" the most?
Cya Your pal, Jonah ...Again
music_02@hotmail.com
5/7/01
11:31:21 PM
24.226.0.235
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; AtHome0107)
Hey George Carlin!
You are my favourite comedian of all. Please write me back if ya ever get the chance!
I know you probably get that a lot. Ok, I'll shut up.
music_02@hotmail.com
5/2/01
12:03:44 PM
200.255.122.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
Mr. George Carlin,
I had known a text of yours called something like "Paradox". I had a translated version to Portuguese, but I don't know if it is the real. Might you please send my the real version in English by e-mail? I loved it! Wait for your answer,
your fan Patricia Martins Tai e-mail: patricia.tai@zipmail.com.br
thanks and regards, pat
5/1/01
5:01:48 AM
216.96.31.86
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
Mr. Silly Mr. Puddy
Just finished a smoke...and was disturbed at the view of your interview with Mr. O' fuckin Father Riley....on the Fox channel. My belief of the curse word all depends oh how the child can descern(sp?) the use of the language. example...Me...i curse with the best of my grandfathers buddies....but did i choose to use it during conversations with them or did i use it with the conversations with my friends my age. God knows and so do you...that if a curse word etc....FUCK was used in front of the parents,..i would have been wearin' my ass as a hat! I ASS 'ume that if a black man..(Mr. oriley) used this word he would not have any advantages...at the same time he should have the basic knowledge to NOT use it to find or accept a job. It's common sense that is used for the use of the word to express the strong feelings...attitude of the subject or feelings in question. Look up the mp3 file name......"comedy-Ebonics-the use of......"(the word fuck) very inlighting!..
Larz Rohling larz@hotmail
P.S. (piss drunk) love and adore all your work since 1974!
4/30/01
11:56:23 AM
64.81.107.98
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
The following has been posted around the net, is it really from you?
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God. Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, and Dr. Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years. I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets. I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!
4/26/01
7:00:10 PM
24.4.252.12
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; ZDNetIE55)
Saw you on the Comedy awards and you're still as funny as you were 20 years ago. Thanks for entertaining so many fans for so long! Doug Meloni
4/12/01
4:49:56 PM
129.7.163.193
Mozilla/4.7 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
4/2/01
8:58:28 PM
172.165.90.212
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
I have been a fan of George most of my life. He came to Lawton OK one evening after an unfortunate delay. It was one of the better evenings of my life. My little sister came with me, as she enjoys his work too. One guy that out laughed anyone there was beside me..... a Methodist minister. He did ask if we would not say anything to anyone.... no sweat.... we were all there for more goofy shit!!!!!
4/1/01
11:38:45 PM
64.228.80.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Hi - Just thought I would let you know this week has been worse than shit. Mom & Dad in the hospital. Things were tense until a girlfriend of mine sent me a note full of one liners "Something to ponder...". Made my day. Thanks for the laughs.
3/28/01
7:05:34 PM
64.12.106.34
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Masters and Mistress's
Every baby born is a master of their domain. Once the conditioning of religion, society, culture and tribal divisions manifest themselves the master disappears and leaves the mind and body in a maze of confusion. As we mature into adults our intellect thinks in knows best and despite worry and anxiety attacking our immune systems we continue on blindly with our beliefs.
To know ourselves is to know the master. The only true yardstick is the joy of life. Until Joy is understood then all the intellect on earth is not worth a pinch of salt.
http://www.pointoflife.com Intellect is a master-bater without the wisdom of Universal Spirit. M. L.
3/14/01
9:42:35 PM
209.173.120.31
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Mr. Carlin: you are the greatest comedian ever to walk the face of this earth. I have 7 of your albums and 4 videos, and read your awesome book. I've been listening to your comedy for 2+ years after my Dad got me into it. I use your jokes as references in my everyday life. When my history teacher mentions something about God or religion, I have to mention one of your jokes to set him straight (and of course i dont take the credit). I think my all-time fav piece the 21 minute plus skit on cars & driving. If you can ever take time out of your busy schedule, my e-mail address is angus207@hotmail.com. I would be thrilled if I could hear form you.
Chris from Pennsyvania
3/4/01
12:19:16 PM
64.20.51.56
Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17-21mdk i686)
sup dude
2/25/01
5:17:40 PM
142.165.188.86
Mozilla/4.72 [en]C-SYMPA (Win98; U)
i herd you stuff and i never thought someone like you would be on shining time station
2/21/01
8:57:50 PM
4.54.203.214
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hey George, I'm Sean and I just wanted to tell you I have been listening to your work since I was about 9 or 10. Now I'm 16, I wanted to tell you that the things you say have always made me think deeper and not just read or listen to something and believe it. You made me realize that there are more then one way to look at things, and that has helped me. SEAN
1/30/01
10:34:42 AM
207.235.213.86
Mozilla/4.75 [en]C-CCK-MCD McKinneyISD (Win98; U)
dude yu are the funeist guy ive ever listened to i download your stuff of the web and it is funney as hell thanks for it
1/29/01
4:02:51 PM
209.181.217.226
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
11. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King and the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. on it (Fornication Under Consent of the King). So, now you know where that came from.
1/13/01
1:17:05 PM
38.30.155.225
Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Was this a character of your creation? "George Carlin's character Wally Lonzo or Lanzlo." Please let me know - werkema@cybermax.net
1/2/01
1:26:19 AM
24.112.158.243
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
the world is coming to an end.....
the best golfer is black and the best rapper is white
12/29/00
8:30:49 AM
216.64.97.39
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hey George, Got a new word for female genitalia---"hatchet wound" (think about it)
12/26/00
5:16:08 PM
199.35.6.30
Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Hey George,
The phrase "cutting edge" is no longer cutting edge. And fix your bulletin board on your damn site. I can't communicate your fans! dearfrank@usa.com www.geocities.com/iisdbomb
12/21/00
1:03:52 AM
203.109.180.126
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
Love your opnions so cutting and so correct. I did think that perhaps I was one of the only ones who could see what was actyually going on.. the hypocracy etc. The idiots and on it goes. Thanks for making humour of such interesting topics.
Mark Chapple DQ65@hotmail.com
12/20/00
8:41:46 AM
216.175.92.172
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Conflicting info on mid January gig at Tahoe, will you be there? Where? Thks
Marty
12/19/00
12:36:23 AM
24.4.252.209
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; MSOCD; AtHome020)
This is about your auntie nita hosbrook. her granddaughter Beki wants to talk to you about her burial in dayton in Woodlawn cemetary there after she was cremated. There was no tombstone or marker and Beki was concerned. Could you call her or write to her (she has no email) # 810-427-5362 or write to Beki Thomas @ 7083 rivard, Warren Mi, 48091 (feel free to ask me about this.)
12/4/00
12:39:18 PM
64.61.48.102
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
Hey George, We're playing your stuff. (not JUST your stuff, but your stuff too.) http://www.eargazm.com B.
11/30/00
10:56:27 PM
205.188.196.43
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt;
searchengine2000.com; HomePage)
Hi George! I married a Scotsman who I met on the Internet. He thinks that only British/Scottish humor is funny and I would love to acquaint him with you! I was telling him about your routine comparing terms in football and baseball and he got a chuckle, but obviously I could never do it as well as you do. I left most of my tapes, etc. in the States and really miss your On Campus tape. I do believe that you are a gem of American humor and would love to give him a taste of George Carlin! I will always love and respect you having seen you in the very early days of Wonderful Wino, etc. Thanks so much for all the smiles that you still put on my face even though I have nothing to actually listen to anymore! Rikki Waters Donaldson
11/25/00
12:54:02 PM
209.222.160.201
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; ZDNetIE55)
By god I wish you had been an uncle of mine! WHAT A GAS it would have been!
11/16/00
7:39:49 AM
208.235.11.147
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Compaq; ezn/32/62/m)
I HAVE LISTENED TO YOU SINCE I WAS 13. I'M NOW 42 & SO FAR, YOUR THE ONLY GUY THAT SAYS THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE. I FEEL YOU ARE ANGRIER NOW THAN YOU USED TO BE, BUT YOU ARE STILL TOPS WITH ME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. CONNIE PERSCHBACHER JOHNSTON CITY, ILLINOIS
11/16/00
7:39:26 AM
208.235.11.147
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Compaq; ezn/32/62/m)
I HAVE LISTENED TO YOU SINCE I WAS 13. I'M NOW 42 & SO FAR, YOUR THE ONLY GUY THAT SAYS THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE. I FEEL YOU ARE ANGRIER NOW THAN YOU USED TO BE, BUT YOU ARE STILL TOPS WITH ME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. CONNIE PERSCHBACHER JOHNSTON CITY, ILLINOIS
11/13/00
9:54:35 PM
63.252.37.103
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Wuz up George? You kick ass. Ya know just because I'm 13 dosen mean I can't speek my mind. You taught me that. Thanks Man.
P.S I have 5 of your albums including "you are all disised" Its good to know some one shares the same baliefs about those government cocksuckers!
11/13/00
9:53:30 PM
63.252.37.103
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Wuz up George? You kick ass. Ya know just because I'm 13 dosen mean I can't speek my mind. You taught me that. Thanks Man.
P.S I have 5 of your albums including "you are all disised" Its good to know some one shares the same balifs about those government cocksuckers!
11/7/00
3:34:15 PM
207.18.199.124
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
George will you be doing a show in Vegas on Dec 16 -18. Please resond
relwood@compaq.com
11/1/00
6:16:56 PM
198.110.221.11
Mozilla/4.73 [en] (Win95; I)
The other people who write in here put the most inane shit believeable(yes INANE not insane.)Just looking for a little consistancy.
10/27/00
11:32:06 AM
207.229.232.4
Mozilla/4.05 (Macintosh; I; PPC, Nav)
Great Show At Mystic Lake Casino in Minnesota last night. Your new HBO Special stuff was hilarious. Will be looking forward to it. You were in great form. I could have listened for hours. It was a real treat. Thank you for bringing your talent to Minnesota!
10/14/00
2:15:50 PM
198.110.218.51
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Other mentalities bother me.Just a notion
10/8/00
5:30:09 AM
24.218.90.104
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
Ever hear George Carlin's bit "The Planet is Fine"? Kind of contradicts his earlier and later rants about how our earth is in trouble.
10/4/00
1:50:42 PM
213.8.209.182
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
hehe i'm 17... from israel and i can say kill the fat women and send their bodys to hungry people then you solve 2 problems
10/3/00
9:47:38 AM
195.67.91.19
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
hur e läget??
9/29/00
8:06:46 AM
64.61.54.246
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
you ever think about those damn digital clocks or radios? why are they so bright? i think it's because the japanses, who make them are looking to seek revenge from Hiroshima...it's a conspiracy for is to go insane. i cn never sleep at night without having to unplug my radio! ahahah!
9/26/00
1:14:06 PM
212.18.177.67
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
FIRST MESSAGE FROM PORTUGAL I BELIEVE... JUST WISH I COULD SEE JUST ONE... OF YOUR SHOWS!
BY THE WAY IF YOUR CONSIDERING IN THE FUTURE GIVING PARTS, PUT ME ON THE LIST FOR YOUR BRAIN AND I'M A HAPPY GUY!
KEEP IT UP!
MIGUEL GOMES MADEIRA, PORTUGAL LMG@zipmail.com
9/18/00
1:42:05 PM
216.79.105.20
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Hi George, My name is Carol and I have tickets for your show Sat. 23 in Atlanta. Me and Tom have enjoyed you since the 70's. He has a 50th Birthday coming up soon and I think it would be great if you could rag him a little during the show. His name is Tom Rowley. My email is carol.boemanns@delta-air.com
9/15/00
4:08:03 AM
63.253.72.162
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George: I am a huge fan of yours. While reading "Brain Droppings" I laughed my ass off. It had to be surgically re-attached. I have every one of your albums from "Burns and Carlin at the Playboy Club" to "You Are All Diseased." However, I have not yet seen you in person. I would like your web site to include a regularly-updated page of your upcoming scheduled tours, including dates and locations. I will pray to Jow Pesci that you will take my suggestion. Plug ahead: As if anyone gives a shit, the November 2000 issue of MAD Magazine features an article I've written called "The Presidential Candidate's Ruse Your Own Adventure Book."
9/14/00
6:23:42 PM
38.31.116.48
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George: I have a joke for you. Why is that, whenever there is an emergency. There is always a fire truck and a police car at the scene. Does the police have to shoot someone dead or the firemen have to put out a fire with their hoses? Just wondering.
Someone who has grown another arm (if you know what I mean).
8/30/00
10:31:34 PM
207.69.49.141
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
http://www.healingchildren.org/welcome.html
8/30/00
10:31:18 PM
207.69.49.141
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
http://www.healingchildren.org/welcome.html
8/19/00
8:27:56 PM
198.110.222.25
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Nonsense makes the most sense to those who cannot handle a realistic viewpoint. Richard Smith A life long fan from the upper peninsula sault ste marie. Mi 49783
8/11/00
12:38:40 PM
216.233.214.184
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
.....cuz chickens are decent people. The other night I saw this Irish comedian on Conan O'Brien. The only comedy taking place that night was the fact that he stood there on national TV and used one of your bits. He went into your airline/baggage Do you pack your bags yourself thing... What an i