12/27/02
1:40:32 PM
204.255.236.162
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; ZDNetIE55)
I've been traceing some dudes who poisoned water lines with chemicals that caused heart attack and strokes one of which I had, I think you were probably one of them to drink clean water because many were jewish
12/23/02
7:17:13 PM
66.126.112.66
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461; .NET CLR 1.0.3705)
george can you please come back to orange county california. and let me know when you do, thank you very much, a fan of yours dave deloge davekaui@pacbell.net. P.S. maybe ill see you at denneys youre favorite resturant see you soon Dave & Kaui
12/16/02
12:21:14 AM
12.89.146.143
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; rv:1.0.1) Gecko/20020823 Netscape/7.0
(nscd2)
Dear Mr. Carlin:
Although I agree with you that Christian hucksters are (or should be) anathema*, I feel it necessary to correct you on the following points:
1. That religion has not been the cause of more deaths than any other; rather, it has been the forces of anti-religion (notably anti-Christian) which have caused far more deaths, viz. Hitler (anti-Christian, anti-Jew = 12 million), Stalin (anti-Christian = 20 million), Mao (anti-Christian, anti-Budist = 20 million), Pol Pot (anti-Budist, anti-Christian = 8 million), The French Revolution (anti-Christian, anti-Jew), Modern China (Tibet = anti-Budism, Mainland = anti-Christian), etc.
2. That the "Ten Commandments", as Jesus preached, can be summarized into two commandments, viz. "Thou shalt love the Lord thy God with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy strength, and with all thy mind; and thy neighbour as thyself"
Thank you for your attention.
* Note: In the Testament, Christ condemns these "hypocrites and scribes" in words far more damning than I could otherwise imagine and warns of their dangers and influences. Please don't equate the message with so-called messengers. Coming from a Catholic background myself, I know of the "propaganda" to which you have been put through; but, I beg of you, please read the New Testament yourself before you continue to condemn and ridicule.
12/11/02
8:30:03 PM
24.131.209.226
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461; YComp 5.0.0.0; .NET CLR
1.0.3705)
hey
12/11/02
11:48:41 AM
139.142.33.10
Mozilla/4.5 [en] (WinNT; I)
george, you are going to be in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada on Wednesday, January 22. Would you be availabe to meet with the local Humanist group if you have some spare time? Call Jim at 1-780-467-5lll or e-mail at jim.gerwing@ei.educ.ab.ca
12/7/02
2:06:39 PM
68.146.42.113
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
You are soo fuckin funny, but why couldn't you do some of your material on shinning time station?
12/7/02
11:02:02 AM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 95)
Mr. Carlin, I am the Pres. of the Vietnam Veterans Gathering of Inglis, Fl. Inc. Our purpose to hold a once a year event to honor those who never came home from nam. We have the moving Wall, the Silent Marine Drill Platoon, vendors and entertainment during this three day event. Last year we raised $10,000 to pay our costs and this year we are having a problem with raising the needed funds. We are looking to obtain someone with influence ( such as yourself ) that would assist us with your presence so that people would make contributions towards this years event. We are non-profit and at this time have only been able to raise less than $2,000. We are in dire need of someone to help us. This coming June 13th, 14th and 15th will be our 6th Annual Vietnam Veterans Gathering in 2003. Would you or maybe someone you know be willing to help us by performing for us at no cost. I know that this is a hard thing to do but we are without funds this year and are trying everything including that with which seems highly improbable. The old adage is : it can't hurt to ask, you can only say no. Please take a moment to visit our web site at : members.aol.com/flvietvets/gathering.html. Thank you for any assistance you may offer. Ed
12/5/02
1:24:43 PM
212.31.117.81
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Dear Mr. Carlin; My name is Karriem Shabazz. I am an American of African descent living and studying in the Holy Lands. I am writing to solicit your support for a project I think is very worthwhile. I have partner shipped with the local T.V. station here to present the history of the development of the Zionist State of Israel. It is the first comprehensive film to come from the Arab World documenting these events.
I have documented the events leading up to the most expensive debacle the United States has ever been involved in. The issues surrounding Philistine and the "Israeli Jews'" illegal attempts to steal the land from its rightful owners have far reaching implications. It has been a contributing cause of the WTC disaster as well as many other such disasters; both on American soil as well as around the world. The need for this film is that in violation of the First Amendment to the Constitution, Americans are being kept deaf, dumb and blind to the truth of America's foreign policy in the Holy Lands and the Arab world.
The title of my documentary is: “The Struggle to Save al-Aqsa and the Holy Lands.” This production is a prelude to regular monthly 30-minute programs I intend to produce for the silent American majority. The target population for my productions are the white, Anglo-Saxon, Protestant, Catholic, non-Zionist Jew, registered voter, tax payer.
I have contacted you because you have strong contacts in the media. This is not the typical unbalanced and censored footage of Philistine the Zionist owned networks normally show. Therefore, because of its controversial nature and content it has been virtually impossible to get it on air. I need outlets in the United States, Europe and the world. All of my productions include professionally produced film footage of historical incidents that have and are happening here in the Holy Lands.
My purpose for producing this film is to stop the killing of Philistinian youth. I believe that when America, and the world see this film and its riveting narration that it will activate the hearts of the American people and they will be moved to action. They will contact their political representatives in Washington and tell him to bring this situation to an end by forcing the Zionists to the peace table in earnest; or face decreased appropriations from the $7 billion annually that is sent to this region by American tax payers to kill young rock throwing boys and innocent school girls. Statistics show that there were 350 children killed by Israeli soldiers; and the majority of these children were either going to or coming from school.
Please give me permission to send the film to you. I believe that once you view it you will learn historical facts that were not well organized and unclear. I need your mailing address and a phone number. Intend to send it by express mail. I can be reached at i-w-v@scs-net.org,.
With kindest regards,
Karriem Shabazz, President IWV, Ltd.
11/23/02
10:27:59 PM
67.251.139.7
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; YComp 5.0.2.6; MSN 8.0;
MSNbMSNI; MSNmen-us; MSNcIA)
Grievences II
Goatee beards CNN presenter attire Weather Channel-Is there a Western US? Employment recruiters Muslams?? Bar managers Work at Home??? Cock hardners Backward caps Baggy clothing Bottled water Piercing Cooking shows Much more!!!!!!
11/19/02
1:02:37 AM
12.235.55.67
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:0.9.4.1) Gecko/20020314
Netscape6/6.2.2
silly putty - yes napalm - no
11/16/02
6:23:47 PM
63.10.215.134
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Hotbar 4.1.8.0; MSN 6.1; MSNbBBYZ;
MSNmen-us; MSNc11)
Am I right that George Carlin died last month
11/12/02
4:41:14 PM
204.255.238.152
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; ZDNetIE55)
Whore of Engineers targets jews, blacks and gays who were caused to be that way because of chromosone damage caused by chemicals the DOD nut cases allowed to be dumped in water supply, and that's no joke pplltt
11/7/02
12:18:54 PM
207.222.242.64
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
George, what is the meaning of life? if you know it please let us know it too.
11/4/02
6:41:19 PM
208.19.137.65
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
I have laughed with you for years. Your touch on life is so very true. Love you and your view on things. Marilyn
11/2/02
2:20:40 AM
67.0.133.85
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC; en-US; rv:1.0.1) Gecko/20020823 Netscape/7.0
Just wanted to say that while I don't agree with 100% of what George says (this would make me a complacent dumb ass) I definately applaud George for making us think and preseneting solid information without the usual politial spin (B.S.)
10/31/02
5:54:06 PM
205.188.208.10
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; YComp 5.0.0.0)
George, Do you ever read this shit? I wrote you here a while back, and I'd like to reach you. I wrote a humor book called "Totally Dreadful Thoughts" It's a humorous take on Bipolarism. My agent compares my work to yours, and needs to contact you to make sure none of my stuff is too similar to what you've done in the past. Here's a joke I made up with you in mind. What is a person who is ill, illegitamate and illiterate? That person is a sick bastard who can't even read. I think my agent is a slouch and he misspells words when he writes to me. Could use your help getting this book published. Will send you a copy if you write me back. Thanks Jim Asp I can be reached at Talkaheap @aol
10/19/02
3:30:24 AM
66.76.5.247
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
10/17/02
10:37:54 PM
66.76.6.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
George some 18 yrs ago, my wife, son, and I presented you a custom watch and stand....beer nuts to cotton balls. Remember the magic words for TV?? I am working the Dallas and e. Texas circut comedy clubs myself, only regret did not do it 30 years ago. You have been my inspiration, one New Yorker to another. Thank you. JOHN ROSS chief/texaco@tyler.net
10/15/02
1:33:50 AM
152.163.188.5
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George, I've been trying to get in touch with you. I wrote a comedic book called "Totally Dreadful Thoughts". My agent called me a Poor Mans George Carlin because our stuff is so similar. Been hoping to get it published, thought you might be able to give me some pointers. Would like you to read some of it if you're not to busy. please respond to the web address below as I would love to hear from you. Big fan James Asp.
Talkaheap@aol Thanks again George.
10/13/02
9:29:37 PM
66.128.180.63
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George – I am in the process of writing a book about the “little guy” always ending up on the bottom of the shit pile. I would like to end it with your synopsis of life today “The Paradox Of Our Times”. If you would be so kind as to grant me permission to use it I would be thankful. It really sums up the world we live in today. Thanks – Mark clifcrds@tincs.com
10/2/02
7:30:38 PM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Mac_PPC)
Mr. Carlin - I'm a published writer/cartoonist. I'd like to send you a helluva smart and profitable proposal. Tell me where to e-mail or snail mail it and you can read it in 10 minutes. If you don't care for it, there's no obligation. Marv Gold Mortsy@aol.com
9/30/02
12:10:49 PM
172.193.22.139
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; T312461)
Where can I get George's rendition of the 10 commandments?
John B. in Portland
9/29/02
3:18:04 PM
24.31.48.218
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; YComp 5.0.0.0)
Mr. Carlin
I'm a young musician and I have some work I really want you to hear. I have heard more than one of your stand ups and also seen a couple of the movies you have done. I can appreciate your style of comedy. I am a 21 year young Black man and share some of your humor. If you ever get a chance to read this and are interested you can reach me at ywest@rhymestone.com. I do hope you can respond cause I know you'll be able to enjoy this.
Young
9/15/02
8:49:47 AM
209.240.198.62
Mozilla/4.0 WebTV/2.6 (compatible; MSIE 4.0)
someone told me about George's view on 9/11. Is this still available for print? Thanks, gentoo33@webtv.net
9/13/02
9:29:02 AM
207.74.115.22
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
dude george carlin is so funny, i think he is the best stand up comedian.
9/12/02
10:41:26 AM
63.170.230.9
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)
When is the next time George will be in Montana, Washington, Idaho area, carolamielke@hotmail.com
9/11/02
12:41:42 AM
64.197.10.68
Mozilla/4.74 [en] (Win98; U)
I heard on Leno that George Carlin was dead I was just wonderin if it was true.
8/29/02
12:06:19 AM
24.201.241.35
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George Carlin IS the BEST comedian and I listen to lots of diferent comedians and George Carlin is the best one yet
8/21/02
9:50:33 PM
216.154.12.201
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; Q312461)
Dear George, Just watched your Biography, having been a fan of you since the 'hippy-dippy' days. The utopia world you wish for does not exist but it shouldn't prevent you to look for it. Be well-Be sharp-Be yourself is what I wish for you. Thanks for daring. erve
8/16/02
12:01:34 PM
65.197.135.69
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
George, Sheila here, from Twisp Fire & Rescue. We are a small volunteer fire department in North Central Washington State (The beautiful Methow Valley). We are trying to round up some GREAT comedians for a fundraiser and wondered if by some huge fucking miracle you'd be interested. If by chance you read this and are even a little interested please contact me at twispfirerescue@methow.com. Thanks and we all love your shows and books! Sheila White Twisp Fire & Rescue
8/9/02
11:13:40 PM
210.50.8.173
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.0)
love ya shit man
7/16/02
10:53:39 PM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
We are writing to you because we know of your reputation as a patriotic and conservative white American. We have co-authored a petition, which we believe is a good beginning for a grassroots movement to make our voices heard in Washington. We are both life-long Republicans, but have both come to the conclusion that our party is no longer working for the good of OUR people. They have become like the liberal Democrats, always prostituting themselves in exchange for votes and working for their own re-election instead of the future of this country. It is our intention to gather as many people together in a Million White Taxpayers march on Washington to hand deliver our petition. We are just in the preliminary stages of planning this event, and our goal is to hold it sometime in the summer of 2003. We need to get the word out about the petition, as most of the signatures that we have amassed so far are as a result of posting this petition on the congress.org website. It is a testament to the apathy of our race that, with the exception of our immediate family members, ALL of the signatures that we have gotten so far have come from total strangers. The "friends", neighbors, and family to whom we sent our petition have not signed it, we assume, out of apathy or fear. Would you please take a few moments to read the enclosed petition and also a letter that we posted on congress.org, entitled, The Trouble With White People (by a Black Man). We are seeking and would greatly appreciate any help you could give us, including but not limited to getting the word out about the petition, financial backing, (arranging for mass transportation and lodging), PUBLICITY, entertainment, speeches, etc. We want to make it clear that we are NOT WHITE SUPREMACISTS, and we blame our politicians (most of whom are white), both parties included, for the current state of affairs in this country. We will tolerate no racial epithets or slurs against members of other races, no "militants", and no participants who do NOT believe that this should be a peaceful, but well-organized and LARGE demonstration. Our politicians would never expect this sort of reaction from us well-behaved, apathetic white people, and this is PRECISELY why it would be so effective. Just as an aside, we have had several members of organizations such as NAAWP, EAIF, and others sign our petition and asking for us to "support" them with donations. On the other hand, we have written letters to them, only asking that they have their members sign the petition and assure us of participation in our march on Washington, and have gotten no reply. To our way of thinking, these so-called "organizations to help white people" do nothing but what white people are best at, "bitching and moaning", and this accomplishes NOTHING. Incidentally, neither one of us belongs to any anti-government, racist, militant, or any other sort of "fringe" organization. We are both middle-aged white middle-class women, aged 50 and 60, who love this country and have been moved to action for the first time in our lives. We have always voted, always been patriotic, but that is not enough any more. Will you help us? Will you stand with us in a peaceful demonstration for change and a return of COMMON SENSE in our government? We are looking forward to your reply and we thank you in advance for caring as much about this country and OUR future as we do.
Linda Hunnicutt
Mrs. Peggy Decker P.O. Box 151046 Altamonte Springs, FL 32715 Caucasian Cacus Petitio for fair & Equal rights for all citizens. The Majority should still rule.
We, the undersigned, are sick and tired of our hard-earned tax dollars being spent on liberal programs which have contributed much to the ruination of this country. We are NOT white supremacists. We have no problems and no issues with and harbor no resentment towards law-abiding, contributing members of other races. We do have a problem with the following:
1. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support women who choose to have illegitimate children. With the SECOND illegitimate child, and all subsequent children, they will get no further financial benefit. They will be offered free birth control, or free voluntary sterilization, but it will be made clear to them that if they continue to procreate, there will be no financial gain.
2. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support illegal aliens. We demand that the current policy of amnesty be rescinded, and that no further proposal shall ever be brought before either House.
3. We demand to have a lobby, or some sort of "non-profit" organization similar to the NAACP, designed to protect us against reverse discrimination.
4. We demand that our government stop wasting our tax dollars on printing pamphlets in FOREIGN languages. Our language is English.
5. We demand that a prerequisite for becoming a citizen is the commitment to learn to speak, if not read, the English language. If you want to speak your native language at home, and preserve and teach that language to your children that's wonderful. But you must also learn to have at least a rudimentary command of the English language to become a citizen. We prefer that our government print English Proficiency tests for prospective citizens instead of foreign language pamphlets.
6. We demand a TOTAL reform of the immigration laws and policies. We demand that no more immigrants from known terrorist states be granted student visas, or visas of ANY kind until things are more under control in this country.
7. We demand that our public school students be taught AMERICAN history, in addition to black history.
8. We demand that our leaders work for tort reform, so that those in our medical profession can continue to practice as well as afford their malpractice insurance.
9. We demand that a person must PROVE a real disability in order to be granted government aid. We do not agree that drug addiction or alcoholism constitutes a disability, but a weakness in character and a choice in life that WE should not have to support
10. We demand that we be given the same chance to speak our mind as other races are granted, without be branded as a "racist".
11. We demand the abolition of so-called "hate crimes". When a person of color is murdered by a Caucasian, it is branded as a hate crime, but the reverse is not given the same consideration. ANY CRIME IS A HATE CRIME.
12. We demand a return to common sense leadership in Washington. If that takes the creation of a third political party, so be it.
.13. We demand that our leaders create a healthcare system for us that are equal to their healthcare benefits. If they do not implement this, then they should have to be burdened with the same type of healthcare that we do, so that they will TRULY understand what the masses go through when they experience an illness.
14. We demand an END to all minority set-asides for small businessmen.
15. We demand a simplification of the tax code and a LOW flat tax. The elderly work their entire lives and have saved to try and support themselves WITHOUT government help, and they are still heavily taxed, no matter where they put their money.
16. We demand a mandatory age at which no person should have to pay school taxes. The elderly have paid their share, and they need their money to pay for their medical bills.
17. We demand that the salaries and perks of our elected leaders be reformed to be more in keeping with what the average citizen makes. We demand that the salaries of our REALLY important citizens, such as police, firemen, school- teachers, be raised to a livable wage,
WE ENCOURAGE ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS OF THE CAUCASIAN RACE TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED BY PUTTING YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE AFOREMENTIONED DOCUMENT.
Sincerely, The Undersigned
Please sign the petition below and pass it along to all your contacts: Caucasian Caucus a petition for fair and equal rights for Caucasians http://www.petitiononline.com/1942/petition.html For more information on this http://groups.yahoo.com/group/caucasiancaucus
7/16/02
10:45:11 PM
64.12.96.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
We are writing to you because we know of your reputation as a patriotic and conservative white American. We have co-authored a petition, which we believe is a good beginning for a grassroots movement to make our voices heard in Washington. We are both life-long Republicans, but have both come to the conclusion that our party is no longer working for the good of OUR people. They have become like the liberal Democrats, always prostituting themselves in exchange for votes and working for their own re-election instead of the future of this country. It is our intention to gather as many people together in a Million White Taxpayers march on Washington to hand deliver our petition. We are just in the preliminary stages of planning this event, and our goal is to hold it sometime in the summer of 2003. We need to get the word out about the petition, as most of the signatures that we have amassed so far are as a result of posting this petition on the congress.org website. It is a testament to the apathy of our race that, with the exception of our immediate family members, ALL of the signatures that we have gotten so far have come from total strangers. The "friends", neighbors, and family to whom we sent our petition have not signed it, we assume, out of apathy or fear. Would you please take a few moments to read the enclosed petition and also a letter that we posted on congress.org, entitled, The Trouble With White People (by a Black Man). We are seeking and would greatly appreciate any help you could give us, including but not limited to getting the word out about the petition, financial backing, (arranging for mass transportation and lodging), PUBLICITY, entertainment, speeches, etc. We want to make it clear that we are NOT WHITE SUPREMACISTS, and we blame our politicians (most of whom are white), both parties included, for the current state of affairs in this country. We will tolerate no racial epithets or slurs against members of other races, no "militants", and no participants who do NOT believe that this should be a peaceful, but well-organized and LARGE demonstration. Our politicians would never expect this sort of reaction from us well-behaved, apathetic white people, and this is PRECISELY why it would be so effective. Just as an aside, we have had several members of organizations such as NAAWP, EAIF, and others sign our petition and asking for us to "support" them with donations. On the other hand, we have written letters to them, only asking that they have their members sign the petition and assure us of participation in our march on Washington, and have gotten no reply. To our way of thinking, these so-called "organizations to help white people" do nothing but what white people are best at, "bitching and moaning", and this accomplishes NOTHING. Incidentally, neither one of us belongs to any anti-government, racist, militant, or any other sort of "fringe" organization. We are both middle-aged white middle-class women, aged 50 and 60, who love this country and have been moved to action for the first time in our lives. We have always voted, always been patriotic, but that is not enough any more. Will you help us? Will you stand with us in a peaceful demonstration for change and a return of COMMON SENSE in our government? We are looking forward to your reply and we thank you in advance for caring as much about this country and OUR future as we do.
Linda Hunnicutt
Mrs. Peggy Decker P.O. Box 151046 Altamonte Springs, FL 32715 Caucasian Cacus Petitio for fair & Equal rights for all citizens. The Majority should still rule.
We, the undersigned, are sick and tired of our hard-earned tax dollars being spent on liberal programs which have contributed much to the ruination of this country. We are NOT white supremacists. We have no problems and no issues with and harbor no resentment towards law-abiding, contributing members of other races. We do have a problem with the following:
1. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support women who choose to have illegitimate children. With the SECOND illegitimate child, and all subsequent children, they will get no further financial benefit. They will be offered free birth control, or free voluntary sterilization, but it will be made clear to them that if they continue to procreate, there will be no financial gain.
2. We no longer agree to have our taxes spent to support illegal aliens. We demand that the current policy of amnesty be rescinded, and that no further proposal shall ever be brought before either House.
3. We demand to have a lobby, or some sort of "non-profit" organization similar to the NAACP, designed to protect us against reverse discrimination.
4. We demand that our government stop wasting our tax dollars on printing pamphlets in FOREIGN languages. Our language is English.
5. We demand that a prerequisite for becoming a citizen is the commitment to learn to speak, if not read, the English language. If you want to speak your native language at home, and preserve and teach that language to your children that's wonderful. But you must also learn to have at least a rudimentary command of the English language to become a citizen. We prefer that our government print English Proficiency tests for prospective citizens instead of foreign language pamphlets.
6. We demand a TOTAL reform of the immigration laws and policies. We demand that no more immigrants from known terrorist states be granted student visas, or visas of ANY kind until things are more under control in this country.
7. We demand that our public school students be taught AMERICAN history, in addition to black history.
8. We demand that our leaders work for tort reform, so that those in our medical profession can continue to practice as well as afford their malpractice insurance.
9. We demand that a person must PROVE a real disability in order to be granted government aid. We do not agree that drug addiction or alcoholism constitutes a disability, but a weakness in character and a choice in life that WE should not have to support
10. We demand that we be given the same chance to speak our mind as other races are granted, without be branded as a "racist".
11. We demand the abolition of so-called "hate crimes". When a person of color is murdered by a Caucasian, it is branded as a hate crime, but the reverse is not given the same consideration. ANY CRIME IS A HATE CRIME.
12. We demand a return to common sense leadership in Washington. If that takes the creation of a third political party, so be it.
.13. We demand that our leaders create a healthcare system for us that are equal to their healthcare benefits. If they do not implement this, then they should have to be burdened with the same type of healthcare that we do, so that they will TRULY understand what the masses go through when they experience an illness.
14. We demand an END to all minority set-asides for small businessmen.
15. We demand a simplification of the tax code and a LOW flat tax. The elderly work their entire lives and have saved to try and support themselves WITHOUT government help, and they are still heavily taxed, no matter where they put their money.
16. We demand a mandatory age at which no person should have to pay school taxes. The elderly have paid their share, and they need their money to pay for their medical bills.
17. We demand that the salaries and perks of our elected leaders be reformed to be more in keeping with what the average citizen makes. We demand that the salaries of our REALLY important citizens, such as police, firemen, school- teachers, be raised to a livable wage,
WE ENCOURAGE ALL AMERICAN CITIZENS OF THE CAUCASIAN RACE TO STAND UP AND BE COUNTED BY PUTTING YOUR SIGNATURE ON THE AFOREMENTIONED DOCUMENT.
Sincerely, The Undersigned
Please sign the petition below and pass it along to all your contacts: Caucasian Caucus a petition for fair and equal rights for Caucasians http://www.petitiononline.com/1942/petition.html For more information on this http://groups.yahoo.com/group/caucasiancaucus
7/14/02
11:37:29 PM
209.216.173.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
Hey George, Who the fuck is going to replace you? Me and a lot of other folks need to know! We love you, but also worry about the future! Signed By , Me and my friends from the 70'S dulasport2001@yahoo.com
7/8/02
7:08:59 PM
205.188.197.22
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 8.0; Windows NT 5.1)
The great thing about George is that he has learned not to take life to seriously. And what's more, poke alittle fun at your religious freaks who do. Who are you to judge him? Is that a part of your believe too? Do you think yourself better then him because you live your life by the "rules." To me you are to ignorate and close minded. Learn to think for your self. And if you are to scared to make your own believes, don't condim George for being creative enough to make his. Not that he give a shit what you think anyway! Hey atleast when George is on TV he doesn't ask us to send money, which is more then I can say for your religious programing. Not that George will ever read this, but if he does COME TO FLORIDA DAMN IT!!!
TroyAllenShearer@aol.com
I say fuck you bitch I'm getting in the plain. -George Carlin
7/7/02
4:29:04 PM
152.163.206.201
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
i love your shit george
7/2/02
12:13:49 PM
66.56.165.57
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
Dear george carlin you are the man I love your shows last night on HBO you would funny very funny my friend jason loves your show to so love jackson
7/2/02
2:42:43 AM
205.188.200.147
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
Hey George, The thing that you said about God and the His word is very dangerous to your soul. The bible says "do not be fulled, God is not mocked. Whatsoever a man sowes that he shall also reap" That means you can not mock God and get away with it. You can ask forgiveness and you will be forgiven if you mean it from your heart. I also like to tell you that the bible was not meant to control people but to liberate. Life is too short and eternity is too long. Don't play with your soul. Jesus can forgive you of your sins just for the asking and He will be a friend that sticks closer than a brother to you.
7/1/02
11:08:55 PM
64.12.101.183
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows NT 5.1)
This is the only place I could find to voice what I think of George Carlin. He seems to think that people care what bothers him. Will it happened to be on and I could not find the remote. What bothers me is idiots like him who thinks we care what he thinks. He is an old man who has either not made enough money or has made wrong choices with money but his shock statements are so stupid, it's time to retire George. I did notice when you made the brainless statement that you don't care who gets shot, teachers, parents, students. You better be glad this is the USA. And George (like I think he is going to read this) The God that you keep making fun of, well old man you are not getting any younger, and one day you are going to need God, and for sure going to meet Him. if you don't change it will not be a pleasant meeting. And the sad thing is you are going to have to relive every word you have said and thought you have made. See George God is not baptist or catholic, or any denomination. See God is grace in motion. I know you would have a field day, making fun of this good ole uneducated Southern boy (see all the mis-spelled words). God loves you and would forgive you if you asked Him. Imagine what impact on the world to see what God can do in your sad life.
Signed praying for Geroge in N.C.
I started this message angry at what little I listened to, (yes a christian with HBO) but now I feel kind of sorry for you. Whether you like it or not I am going to pray for you.
6/30/02
12:10:28 PM
64.12.102.174
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
I heard that George Carlin was coming to Virginia Beach. Is this true? If he is, I'd love to get more info on it- please email lexus125va@aol.com
6/25/02
8:19:44 PM
205.188.208.10
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows NT 5.1)
6/21/02
12:28:03 AM
209.240.222.131
Mozilla/4.0 WebTV/2.6 (compatible; MSIE 4.0)
Hello. My name is Jenny. I have just created a yahoo group dedicted to George Carlin. Its called Carlin_Addicts_Anonymous. If anyone would like to join, feel free. I am looking forward to talking to you.
6/20/02
8:46:58 PM
205.188.197.23
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:0.9.4.2) Gecko/20020502 CS 2000
7.0/7.0
THIS IS NOT MY E-MAIL ADRESS . BUT YOU ARE FUKIN FUNNY
6/17/02
3:05:53 AM
151.202.88.40
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
The George W Bush 2000 Stolen Election Commemorative Coin
http://www.stolenelectioncoin.com
The Purchasing Strike against Republican Contributors
http://www.boycott-republicans.com
6/12/02
9:21:22 PM
205.188.193.157
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
probably sunday I know fresh because again friendly
6/9/02
11:49:50 AM
64.12.103.21
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Revelations of 2002 1. Many priests are gay. 2. The FBI & CIA don't always tell the public the whole truth. 3. Arabs have a different sense of values than Americans. 4. Most people from other countries hate Americans. 5. The politicians just piss away a good portion of our tax money. 6. A really unclean vagina stinks likehell. Who Knew?
6/6/02
2:58:48 PM
66.72.168.166
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSNIA; Windows 98; DigExt)
George- Iam big fan of yours and I have a suggestion for material for you. The idea comes from the internet and is about car names. I think you will love it. Where can the info be mailed so you can review it? oteb@msn.com
6/5/02
11:52:51 AM
67.28.81.204
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95; T312461)
George, I am a man with a withering sense of humor that parallels yours. I am not in show business. I have many ideas for deriding those whose verbal posture labels them phonies, i.e., senators, congressmen, heads of gov't agencies, etc. Would you be interested in colaberating with me on some skits that would be tailor-made for you. At your request, I can send you some e-mails that I have sent to FOX's "Carnival of News" and Chris"Hardball" Matthews. Like to hear from you, George. Sincerely, Tom Nass, Sacramento, CA
6/4/02
11:17:36 PM
64.12.103.169
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
dear Mr. Carlin: I Pray (to whomever we are supposed to pray to when we place our hands together) that reminds me of what my grandfather said about "here is the church, here is the steeple, open the doors and out comes the steeple thing he did with his hands. ...... I used to get calls from from my dad (director of SAC 2nd and 8th Air forces and....well Dad would say George is having a problem with his wires and we all like him and could I come over and fix it because the morons at the baxe at Barksdale could not fix it, and you were getting ready to com on "air"...not that you had many watts before I got there and made a mistake. But Now...I am having a problem with my new step-daughter regarding "hello, Victorine, I just asked you a polite question" ...I just got married last fall to my college sweetheart and would not care for you to offer me some online advice. your comedy acts have always made me afraid I was going to have a hernia (or bust a gut) my phone # is (985) 674-5411...and please, G.C. fans, I am just sending this to Mr. Carlin. Do not call me. I have never known anyone as smart as he is (including Pres. Bush W,) and G.C. owes me a favor..thank you, Peter Thornton-Ermes
6/3/02
11:45:31 PM
24.210.252.148
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
i am a HUGE fan..i believe what makes you funnier than anyone is the use of your words and events in life..your all diseased was one of my favorites ever... JP
5/30/02
12:19:32 PM
24.159.17.5
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
i bought one of yo tapes a few daze ago. i tell ya, thank you for the many laughs. i grew up listening to ya.don,t ever change.;not unless you really want too; daren
5/22/02
1:18:12 PM
216.228.131.206
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
George Carlin does a skit about aging in reverse order - starting out as old people and ending up as an orgasm. If anyone can tell me what book I can find this in please e-mail me at wrjmorgal@aol.com
5/20/02
1:27:54 PM
136.215.139.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
hey man my last name is Carlin too. was wondering where George is originally from. E-mail is Mech63s_98@yahoo.com
5/13/02
1:39:08 AM
62.252.188.97
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George. I'm scared. Don't worry, though. I have 5 areas. I look forward to your 'O shit - it's ALL true' sketch. Best, Chris
5/9/02
2:55:46 PM
213.113.194.136
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
can you send me some "citat" to:
dagmar_daggmask@hotmail.com
4/29/02
12:27:49 PM
12.45.188.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Hey George. You read this shit for real or what? people telling you about this and about that..what the fuck kinda moron writes fan club site to disagree with the fucking person who there a fan of? dipshits! Keep fucking telling it like it is George, fuck the White Middle class elitist Golf Playing Volvo driving , country club joining fuckers who have ruined the goddamn system in this countryt with there BULLSHIT! I say fuck em! Lets go get a bottle of Jack Daniels, a loaded 38 and a chainsaw, go cut some fucking trees down, shoot some dolphins and make these fuckers realize the hypocracy they themselves are living...fucking Vegan my ass...that wood there house is built out of didnt happen to come from a tree a bird or squirrel happened to live in did it? fuck em, dont kill the animals, protect them...Fuck that.. survival of the fittest ..that coat wouldnt be fur now would it Mrs. Popus ass? im angry George, as are most working class americans and thank god we have someone like you out there to put it all on the table for us, without all thsi censorship by "the ones who run the media" think about this for a sec George..."Parking meters are the street pimps for parking spaces" makes sense?
4/26/02
7:44:41 PM
64.12.106.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
Hi, Can anyone tell me the text from Mr. Carlin's "I'm a bad American"? Thanks!
4/26/02
6:14:22 PM
63.61.245.145
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; MSN 6.1; MSNbDELL;
MSNmen-us; MSNc11)
I don't want to bring up one of the obvious that you've probably already thought of, but why the title "attorneys at law." What else would they be "at"?
4/23/02
8:26:00 PM
199.211.225.194
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 4.0; T312461)
Hey guy, Loved your old stuff. Lately though I've become a Christian and really can't stand the foul language. I read a letter you wrote that was very well done and (to my amazement) was very touching and heart felt. I just ran across this site and felt I had to write,so I don't recall what the particular message was, possibly about the 9/11 tragedy. It was really awesome, thank you. I know that you had a rough run in with Catholicism but you must know that they are hung up on "show" rituals, traditions, and don't really teach God's Word. So I hope you don't think all Christians are screwed up. They are suppose to "SHOW" compassion, mercy and Love to all people. Anyway I hope you continue writing thought provoking, and uplifting Good messages especially if you can make a connection with those "other" fans that love your work. (I visited your Fan's Message Board - couldn't read too many as my "Censure" went into hyperdrive. Anyway, gotta leave work. Thanks for sharing your intelligence, and writing abilities. If you happen to wish to contact me please use; Antonowitz.F-P@ATT.Net That's my personal Eddress. Thanks again Class Clown.
4/18/02
8:36:12 PM
151.197.253.253
Mozilla/4.73 [en]C-CCK-MCD BA45DSL (Win98; U)
4/18/02
2:04:45 PM
168.190.200.8
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win95; I ;Nav)
hahahahaha
4/15/02
9:58:23 PM
68.37.249.196
Mozilla/4.79 [en] (Win98; U)
Hey Carlin, you are mad funny. But all these fuckers trying to take your shit. well the deserve to be made fun of on stage.
from max
4/15/02
9:54:45 PM
68.37.249.196
Mozilla/4.79 [en] (Win98; U)
whats all this shit im hearing about angels,are you hearing this shit.3 out of 4 americans belive angels,huh what about goblins you never hear about them except on halloween and its always negative shit to. What about zombies, where the fuck are all the zombies thats whats wrong with the zombies theyre unreliable.if your gonna belive in angels you should go for the zombie package too.
4/7/02
11:46:38 PM
216.244.30.152
Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Okay,
I hope this is bullshit, but....
I am a comic at the Comedy Store in La Jolla, CA. Tonight, a comic came on before me and did a sad homage to the "late, great", George Carlin. A poor rendition of the "Shit" routine. I was so depressed that I chose not to try to make the drunnks in the audience laugh. I went home to verify this.
I have not found any news of Georges death from any sources at all, let alone reliable ones.
Someone please tell me that the comedian was full of shit and that we've got more good shit to look forward to.
Tony Reed
3/31/02
8:29:07 AM
151.202.90.92
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Q312461)
Tell congress you don't like the Bu$h agenda.
Browse http://www.boycott-republicans.com
3/24/02
12:31:50 AM
216.145.81.153
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; Compaq; CD-ISP)
george carlin is the funnist mother fucker alive
3/24/02
12:27:17 AM
216.145.81.153
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98; Compaq; CD-ISP)
his is the best of all time
3/20/02
11:46:31 AM
168.170.128.8
Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
george carlin is the funniest guy alive. he writes like and teenager. he wrote the best book i read and that would be napalm and sillypuddy
3/15/02
7:54:57 PM
207.157.233.59
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98; AT&T CSM6.0)
Mr. Carlin:
Had I written you a few week ago I would have used "George" in my salutation, or possibly "Dear George". After listening to your routine on euphemisms, I feel that the casualness with which I once viewed your material can no longer be assumed. Nor can the attitude that the strength of your humor came from making the truth seem inane. In that routine you refer to calling Jewish murders commandos, and Arab commandos terrorists. I am not easily offended (except by stupidity) but I am offended by your view of the Israeli military. I could easily dismiss this if I thought you were just out to get a rise from your audience. But after following you career for many years, I do believe that you speak the truth, at least the truth as you see it. So, if Jewish murders are commandos, and Arab commandos are terrorists, what euphemism yould you choose for Arab murders? What euphemism would you choose for antisemitic?
David Harris
3/8/02
6:03:24 PM
205.188.197.52
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
hey, im not sure if george really reads this stuff or not... but i cant ever seem to find a way to contact him through e.mail or "snail mail" or whatever. The point is, GEORGE if you ever do read this my name is christina and i am sick and tired of the world i see, im sick and tired of people telling me how sick and tired they are, but most of all im sick and tired of entrusting my life and security to these politician assholes. i have been thinking about alot of things lately and im afraid for us as human beings in the future and i think that if people dont do something now, generations of people are going to suffer. im trying to be as general as possible because im sure everyone and their gay uncle jim will be reading this shit. my e.mail is float41o@aol.com. the o after the 41 is a letter not a number. your a person who has reached many people with your opinions. i only wish to ask advice... please mail me. *christina
3/8/02
4:53:52 PM
68.7.211.76
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; Cox High Speed Internet
Customer; Q312461)
Good Friday,
I am trying to find out which album or piece the "Shellshock" is on. It talks about how America takes words that mean something and sugarcoats them into little soft words.
Shellshock to Post Traumatic Syndrome...Can you help me out.?
Thanks.
Sinerely,
Brock Halter broxworx@cox.net
3/7/02
6:07:25 PM
64.91.163.185
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George I think you are one of the funniest people I ever heard of.You can really make someone die from laughing so dam hard I just wish I could see you in person.I always wanted to be a comedian but I didnt know where to start if you can please e-mail me and let me know how to begin jachris@mindspring.com thanks James
2/27/02
3:04:12 PM
134.153.12.209
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
we all know what George carlin is talking about but we fail to realize to be natural and be honest. He proved that the world is a stage and everyone is acting.
2/26/02
7:39:15 PM
64.171.97.131
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win98; en-US; m18) Gecko/20001108 Netscape6/6.0
I like cookies.
2/22/02
1:58:54 PM
12.249.115.229
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
I'm looking for an e-mail that was attributed to George Carlin about starting life as an old person and finishing with being in the womb. Can anyone help me find either a printed or audio copy?
2/10/02
4:23:03 AM
208.25.59.217
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hi George! I haven't been to any of your "concerts" yet, but from what I read, they must be hilarious. I read about how sometimes you talk about how prayer to Joe Pesci works just as well as prayer to God. I think that's pretty funny. But it's especially funny that you dare God to strike you dead on the spot, for if you had done that in the "Old Testament" days, He surely would have zapped you the second you said it! (LOL) Here's an idea. I'm not sure if you've done it before, but if there are any fundies in the audience, it would scare the bejesus out of them! The next time you dare God to strike you down on the spot, actually keel over the second you say it, and just lie there on the ground, motionless. Arrange for some of your crew to come out and check your vitals, and have one of them say something to the effect of, "OH MY GOD! There's no pulse. I'm SERIOUS! There's no pulse! Call a doctor!" Of course, many people will see right through this, but there may be some that may truly believe God actually did strike you dead on the spot. (For your info, I do believe in God, but not the kickass motherfucker from the Bible) For an even bigger laugh, perhaps you could have another crew member come out dressed as Jesus Christ who "raises you" from the dead. I think it could be extremely hilarious, but who knows. Maybe you've already done something like that. If you like the idea, please let me know your opinion. My email is cmoyer_musician@yahoo.com. Thanks, and keep the people laughing!
1/30/02
8:14:14 PM
152.163.197.59
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 5.0; Mac_PPC)
I am looking for a Carlin CD on which he performs a piece dealing with life, old age, dying, etc. He reverses the whole process...you get born at 85 and work your way back to the womb. Brilliant! Need it for a present for someone.
Are you familiar with that routine? Have you any idea which CD includes it?
Most grateful for any info you can provide....many thanks in advance,
Carol
1/28/02
1:32:06 PM
204.196.104.27
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
hes cool
1/25/02
12:22:56 AM
208.220.132.114
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
Hi George & Hi George FM... I remember you and Jack Burns on KDAY about 40 years ago. I would love to find your "BURNS & CARLIN LIVE AT THE PLAYBOY CLUB TONIGHT"album. What label is it on and how about releasing it on C.D.? It would help Jack's career and we Carlin pack rats would order it yesterday..
Thanks in advance I look forward to hearing from you, C.R. jak@net1plus.com
1/24/02
8:37:54 PM
65.107.63.100
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Why can't I find a video of "You're all diseased?" Please help!
1/22/02
4:11:03 PM
62.134.80.76
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
2 medium pizzas (hawaii) large coke cheeseburger mcnuggets--hold the meat aardvark turds anda coke togo
1/18/02
11:34:56 PM
204.32.113.69
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
are your acts your true thoughts, or did U just make them cause U culdnt think of NE thing else
1/7/02
11:27:33 AM
65.34.95.39
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
THE MACDILL PEACE RALLY AT GADSON PARK - JANUARY 19, 2002
THIS IS AN URGENT CALL!!! WE MUST MOBILIZE NOW!!! WE MUST CLAIM OUR VOICE AND SUPPORT OTHERS TO SPEAK UP!!!
Please join us in a peaceful protest in response to the current war-centered strategy of our government, and in defense of civil liberties for all peoples in the U.S., and in defense of the innocent children, women and men who are being killed by the U.S. military, and in order to prevent further escalation of this revengeful response to the September 11th tragedy.
Please let us know if you will need housing arrangements (contact us).
LOCATION: Gadson Park - Adjacent to MACDILL AIRFORCE BASE 6901 S. MacDill Avenue at Marcum Drive Tampa, Florida
DATE: Saturday, January 19th, 2002
TIME: 1 P.M.
George:
Your views would be appriciated here! www.macdillpeacerally.org FYI
Thank you for the humor all these years...Jay Alexander, St Pete,FL
1/7/02
9:08:25 AM
205.197.103.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
What is your nationality?What Is your education?
1/3/02
5:59:48 PM
152.163.194.178
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; CS 2000 6.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George, I saw your show in Albuquerque the other night. I went to see you kick religious asses and you disappointed me. Your attire made no statement either. I suggest you get an athletic t-shirt with 666 on it and you can tell the audience you finally made the team. I wear mine occasionally, and it drives the fundies crazy. If you're too cheap or busy to buy one, contact me and I'll send you mine. We're about the same size. I'm just older and better looking than you. Actually, I took it to the show the other night in case I got close enough to give it to you. Obviously, I didn't. Your friend in christ, Ed Jacobs
12/30/01
9:41:36 PM
209.145.197.18
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
George, I haven't seen you for a few years now and things have changed for me as much as they have changed for you. Would like to see you in Phoenix Jan 19 and catch up. Contact me if you have time. Randy Stattman 928-649-0010 or rambo@wildapache.net Got married to Alice in Sept. would like you to meet her Your friend, Randy
12/7/01
2:16:57 PM
207.250.13.92
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1)
George kicks so much ass,the world should be Afraid. People need to wake the fuck up!! He says it the way it really fuckin is!!
12/6/01
9:49:19 PM
154.20.93.73
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
The Republicon Tunes Corporation is proud to announce that our latest invention the revolutionary new Asscroft Fart Whistle will come into full production shortly.
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No skill no art!
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11/30/01
8:56:05 PM
152.163.213.192
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Awesome!
11/27/01
8:42:49 AM
164.58.10.125
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
George Carlin is hysterical, I love everything he does. His newest HBO special tops them all. I love how he nails the Ten Commandments down to two. I agree 100% with his added amendment. George Carlin will not soon be forgotten in my heart.
11/26/01
1:31:31 PM
129.7.47.52
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; U ;Nav)
The Nazis are coming back; only this time Hitler is George W. Bush and Nazis are American Anglos who love him.
11/21/01
3:12:48 PM
24.3.120.94
Mozilla/4.77 [en] (Win98; U)
11/10/01
1:01:54 AM
205.188.199.182
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
dear mr. carlin im a 15 yr old guy who would like an autograph it's just a thing i do you could say it's my hobbie so if you would plese contact me at tmmy826@aol.com oh and by the way i just got your new book that is a great peace of work and i loved it could you let me know your email ok. and my name is joshua.
11/9/01
3:32:56 PM
63.105.104.113
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Just wondering if you plan to come to Chicago anytime soon?
bjustice@smurfit.com
11/9/01
12:54:16 AM
24.205.92.70
Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; PPC; en-US; rv:0.9.3) Gecko/20010802
Your right there is no god.
11/8/01
6:24:09 PM
205.188.195.148
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
dear george , i thought you are doing a hbo comedy spcial. is it in november? I am hoping i didnt miss it. you are so funny.
11/8/01
6:24:07 PM
205.188.195.148
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 7.0; Windows 98)
dear george , i thought you are doing a hbo comedy spcial. is it in november? I am hoping i didnt miss it. you are so funny.
11/2/01
6:52:40 PM
129.7.165.217
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George W. Bush is a Coward-Baby-Killer. All he is proud of is bombing poor inocent and hungry VIllEGES of Afghanistan. If you are so "brave" go ahead and bomb Mecca or Cairo. You won't dare to do that...because you are a COWARD!!! You damn baby killer ugly insecure shit Nazi coward clown. The whole world hates you including the Western world. Fuck you asshole.
11/2/01
1:53:21 PM
152.163.201.57
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98; Compaq)
You're a genius, not only do you exagerate. But you do it in a witty and inteligent matter.
10/29/01
1:04:21 PM
163.6.254.138
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
I am asking you to please send me a picture, for my daughter Jennifer, she is 20 and medically disabled, and she gets alot of her strength from You! You make her laugh, when all she wants to do it cry. You help her forget her daily pain. And as her mother I want to say thank you for that and for being you. She wanted to see you when you came to Salt Lake, but could not afford to , I wish we could have. If you would please send her a picture of yourself, I would really appriciate it. She reads and rereads your book, and listens to your tapes, and videos. Again Thank You Mr Carlin. Jennifer York 558 west 2125 north West Bountiful, Ut 84087 anitayork@qwest.net 801-294-4070 Anita York, Jenns Mom
10/2/01
9:23:34 PM
24.96.57.194
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows 98)
George, I was wondering what your response was to the terrorist atttacks. In your HBO Special "You're All Diseased", you opened with airport security and claimed how ridiculous it was. You also said that Muslim Fundamentalists and other terrorists were going to make life interesting for us for a very long time. Was New York interesting? You said that the idea of setting off a bomb in a public marketplace and killing several hundreds of people was exciting and you see it as a form of entertainment. George, were you entertained on the 11th? I hope you were. I'd like to know what you think. E-mail me at wonderboy310@hotmail.com
10/2/01
7:24:27 AM
194.82.45.66
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
I would love a copy of the picture of your cat (Verne?) and your dog (lucky?)...up to no good. I saw you on TV while visiting the States and that image made me burst into fits of laughter everytime i thought about it. Jay UK jlw5150 at hotmail
9/30/01
11:11:51 PM
12.65.180.118
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSNIA; Windows 98; DigExt)
I have seen you, George Carlin, on t.v. only a couple of times in the past, and I thought you were hilarious. I liked that you joked about real-life, nitty-gritty stuff, and poked fun at much of the ludicrous stuff in this crazy world. I had no problem with your cursing--I do it myself sometimes. But tonight I saw you in Topeka, KS--did you test your new material here, thinking if it went over in Topeka, KS, it would go over anywhere? Good point, if you did. Anyway, my husband and I found most of your material hilarious, as before, but we both decided you go too far. Experienced, intelligent audience members can sort out the bullshit from the serious stuff you talk about--and it's all there in your material. But what about all the impressionable (yes, I was a hippy once, but I've got teenagers now and I'm more concerned about consequences of actions now) people who hear you and take too much of what you say seriously, because they're too drugged out or too ignorant to know the difference? Some of your stuff even my husband and I weren't too sure where you were really coming from--like the material about police. In retrospect, we feel we should've walked out at that point, to register that we were offended. After that, I (and my husband, too) just didn't get into the program much, even though there was still some really funny material you presented after that. It's really a shame, I think, that you are quite so extreme, because you have such an opportunity for influencing humanity in a positive way. Consult your heart--that's my suggestion--with all your material. Does it really feel right to you? Right now, more than ever in this troubled world, we need influences to bring us together, not to polarize us more. Please, if you can relate to what I'm saying, tone down your material. Cut the crudity a little bit, and especially, cut out the material about violence that may very well be misconstrued by the ignorant and by the troubled. We were really looking forward to seeing you tonight; even though we laughed a LOT, we left disillusioned. I suspect you're in the business to dis-illusion a lot of people, but I didn't expect you would do it to us! Thanks for the good stuff.
9/25/01
7:19:37 AM
66.8.158.254
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
george carlin, i love your skit about cats and dogs but i cant seem to find it anywhere! can you help me out? tdybear803@aol.com
9/22/01
5:37:28 PM
129.7.161.132
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
The CHRISTIAN TERORISTS are as dangerous as the foriegn Muslim terorists. Like the bombing of Oklahoma City or people like crazy David Kuresh and his violent followers. CHRISTIAN TERORISTS are even more dangerous because they live in the US.
9/19/01
6:46:40 PM
209.180.110.34
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
I am a chick.What you write is offensive, degrading, and I love it.Keep it comin' man. Elyse Addy panstrunks@japanimation.com
9/18/01
7:01:18 PM
65.30.164.7
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
you are a really funny guy, after reading "Brain Droppings"i want all of your books, videos, and audios! Thanx a bunch, Elaine Crawford Topeka, Kansas
9/16/01
5:57:31 PM
24.41.86.99
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
George, I just read Napalm----, and the part I liked best was your pic on the back. You were actually playing pocket pool just to see if anybody noticed! I sure as hell did, being somewhat of an expert in the game myself. Even better was the smirk on your face, you little devil. You were saying "guess which hand I've got it in folks?"
God, you're tricky George. I have to hand it to ya', except that you already have it. Good going, George. Later
9/4/01
2:55:46 PM
204.116.85.10
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98; Converse College)
Just want to say, you rock! The first time I watched one of your shows, well . . . just say I couldn't breathe until it was over. :) I totally agree with your points on language & euphamisms . . . Nothing can be stated plainly anymore. On that note, here's a new one for you . . . I'd just gotten new tires on my car. Well, a week later one blew out. Completely. I went back to the store, told the guy at the counter what had happened. I wanted them to replace the damn thing. The guy at the counter finally consented to give me a "satisfaction adjustment." Translation: a replacement tire.
9/1/01
3:32:40 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
I agree with you George; ARROGANCE IS THE MAIN PROBLEM. I hate arrogant people who are full of themselves too. Hopefully you'll write your third book soon. Good luck man. YOU ARE THE KING OF COMEDY!!!!!!!!
8/25/01
4:55:18 PM
216.77.215.33
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
you are the funnist guy in the world your comidy and movies are one of the greaest passtimes in ameria keep it up man
8/15/01
8:36:46 PM
64.219.253.30
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; AT&T WNS5.2)
Hey, When are you coming to Texas? Like others on the site, I would have to say your outlook on life gives me perspective and makes me take things a little less seriously. Others who bash you are just jealous that they cannot be as honest.
www.dolphindreams75@yahoo.com
8/15/01
8:36:27 PM
64.219.253.30
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; AT&T WNS5.2)
Hey, When are you coming to Texas? Like others on the site, I would have to say your outlook on like gives me perspective and makes me take things a little less seriously. Others who bash you are just jealous that they cannot be as honest.
www.dolphindreams75@yahoo.com
8/7/01
9:42:28 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
The fat cats(the rich) don't want the people of America to unite. So they make them devided by introducing different churches, wearing different clothes, talking in different ways, and the number of possessions(i.e. cell phones or sneakers)...etc. Don't fall for they traps. The rich want to keep all people(including the white people) busy so nobody would notice they're looting and ripping off the whole country. They force you to eat more so you get fat, sit behind TV and computers and waste your life watching their programs on TV about nothing; spend all your money on their crapy stuff so you'd get money-less and unable to get rich like them. And worst of all they are the ones who provide you with the illicit drugs which they cultivate in far away lands and ship them to the youth so you would lose your brain and not care to find out the awful truth about their looting of all the resources and wealth. And if you don't buy their illicit drugs they sell you their legal drugs like Prozac, Viagra, Propicia, and many mind altering drugs on the drug stores which distroy your brain and personality. Don't lose your individuality, and Don't be a victim of their traps of believing life is about nothing. It's not true; life is very intersting if you use your mind and talent and become inovative. So: Unite with your people, all people; educate your self about the current events and the past; start intelectual debates with you peers; use your brain and become intelectual; kick the rich motherfuckers' asses today, and ask for freedom, true FREEDOM!!!!
8/4/01
6:35:34 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
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8/4/01
6:30:01 PM
129.7.167.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George, you are in a new movie again, huh?...what's it called?...when is it in the theaters?
8/1/01
2:01:01 PM
129.7.160.195
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
Rules to Social Happiness
- Have confidence. - Never feel worthless. - Always believe you are good at one thing at least. - Never call yourself stupid. - Be appreciative to people’s goodness and kindness to you. - Strive to learn how to behave well and properly around people. - Socialize more. - Don’t stay lonely. - Have more fiends, the more the better. - Don’t be too horny. - Try to have ONE sexual partner at all times. Sex is necessary for a healthy mind. - Treat your partner gently. - Don’t expect too much from your friends, just ask for what you rightfully deserve. - Never be lazy; be hard working. - Go out more. - Don’t be afraid of germs, but have a personal high gene. - Don’t talk too much. - Never tell your secrets to all people you know. - Be ambitious. - Stay in one career all your life. - Don’t run away from crowds. - Learn from people by more listening than talking. - Don’t be afraid of self-expression, but be politically correct. - Don’t be too honest and truthful. - Get a college education. - Educate yourself. Self-education is more important. - Don’t be afraid of responsibilities. Take as many as you can. - Be stubborn. - Don’t trust people you don’t know well, but don’t tell them you don’t trust them, distrust them secretly…in front of them, smile like you trust them completely. - Become MATURE. - Never be childish. - Don’t be helpful without permission; that would make people suspicious of you. - Don’t be too opinionated; keep your opinions to yourself. Your opinions could be the number one reason for you to make more enemies. - Never be shy. - Be comfortable around people. -Don’t be nervous; be alert. But don’t show it; instead pretend you’re relaxed among people. - Stay away from ILLUSSIONS. - Be conscious not self-conscious. - Take your life seriously. - Don’t be too defensive as if everybody is attacking you. That would make you look crazy. - Just remember that there is always a chance you might get hurt emotionally or physically. Once you get hurt, don’t react immediately, instead stay calm and don’t say anything. Just be more careful around the offenders so they would not hurt you again. - Don’t be impulsive. - There are persons who hate you, but not everybody hates you; it’s impossible. - Be self-motivated. - Always dress well and clean. - Be stylish and update yourself. - Don’t think about the past and the future too much, just enough to stay in the right track. - Think before you act, but don’t think too long. - Always be innovative in solving your problems. - Choose a hometown and settle down instead of traveling like a gypsy. - Marry one you love consciously. - Make or adopt only one child. - Familiar yourself with art and music. - Don’t complain to people who are not supposed to give you a service. - Try to be happy with whatever you have today, and ask for more happiness by more possession and -acation. - Don’t be very difficult to get along with. Give people time to get to know you, and don’t expect everybody to choose you as friend. - When working, always take your time. - Choose educated, understanding friends, the ones with moral values. - Don’t associate with immoral fools, the ones who joke around all the time. They can ruin your life. - Have moral values for yourself and take them very seriously. - Don’t joke too much. - Higher your standards. - Life must have a meaning to you, but never meaningless. - Verbally, always be respectful to everyone, even to your enemies, but somehow, you must make a distinction between your friends and enemies. - Always smile to people. - Talk to everyone with a soft, calm, and friendly voice. - Present yourself in social gatherings as a loveable, charming person.
7/21/01
2:45:28 PM
66.44.15.60
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I am looking for the following George Carlin routines: I kinda like it when a lotta people die and You are all diseased. Where can I buy these audio or videos of these HBO specials? schneids@erols.com
7/21/01
1:45:37 PM
66.44.15.60
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I am looking for a video of an HBO special. You did a routine about God that cracked me up. I saw it on HBO last year. How can I obtain a copy. Thanks. Schneids@erols.com
7/20/01
4:26:48 PM
64.93.67.6
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Thank you for keeping me entertained at work
7/17/01
3:36:37 AM
207.194.174.38
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
www.dumbassamericans.com
7/10/01
10:25:02 AM
205.188.196.27
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)
hello uncle george. i am bob davidoff, marys oldest. just got a great photo of you, pat and my mom. would like to see you in the san francisco/san jose area but cant find a schedule. please have someone e mail me so we can get together. thank you. "rdavidoffb@aol.com"
7/10/01
10:24:59 AM
205.188.196.27
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; AOL 6.0; Windows 98)
hello uncle george. i am bob davidoff, marys oldest. just got a great photo of you, pat and my mom. would like to see you in the san francisco/san jose area but cant find a schedule. please have someone e mail me so we can get together. thank you. "rdavidoffb@aol.com"
7/7/01
9:23:19 PM
65.224.244.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; MSNIA; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George, I don't know if you even read these. Anyway,I was recently at Summerfest in Milwaukee. It's amazing how much has changed at the comedy stage since you have been there. Tracy Morgan from SNL did a raunchy and mediocre act. Don't get me wrong, I like raunchy but this wasn't funny. My favorite thing was watching all of the families leave when Tracy started talking about anal sex with his wife. Now that raunchy is ok there it would be nice to see comedy that actually was clever. Respond if you would like buckygoldstein@juno.com
7/6/01
7:40:22 PM
129.7.163.84
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
Hi George, I enjoyed reading your new book as I did reading your last one. You are my only refuge from this heartless, fake, low-minded, and repeating shitty life here. You remind me of the greatness of LIFE and FREEDOM in each and every thing you write or talk about. You are right in your new book that there are three major groups of people in here that are full of bullshits: the businessmen, the politicians, and the worst of all the clergymen. All three have always fucked the ignorant people in here, and the people seem to be proud of beeing fucked by them. This I call the highest point of ignorance. But thank you George for being in our pathetic lives.
6/30/01
2:51:30 AM
129.37.152.51
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)
Looking to purchase a collection of George Carlin HBO comedy specials. Could you tell me where I could buy such a collection? Thanks! Rivmaster91@hotmail.com
6/29/01
5:06:50 PM
129.220.10.213
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Ok people (gawd some of you are gullible) -- George Carlin did not write "I am a BAD American." He has already disavowed any connection to it.
Whoever wrote it was right on. I'm tired of all the candy-ass whining out there. Leave me alone and I'll leave you alone.
Whoever added George's name is an idiot, though.
6/27/01
12:12:49 PM
129.7.166.169
Mozilla/4.61 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
6/27/01
12:09:45 PM
129.7.166.169
Mozilla/4.61 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
6/23/01
8:42:16 PM
207.202.136.114
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George, I have been a fan of yours for over twenty years. I don't enjoy your comedy as much since you have become so opionated. Wille Nelson has done great things for the farmers of the U.S. I enjoy many variaties of music and that includes country. Who are you to tell me what bull shit is ???
6/15/01
4:30:19 PM
64.163.142.186
Mozilla/4.75 [en]C-{C-UDP; FedEx} (Win95; U)
George: How come so many web sites ... G-C.com, GC.com, Laugh.com ... etc.??
your fan ...
Ed
edkarns@usbstuff.com edkarns@catalogstuff.com edkarns@firewirestuff.com edkarns@sailboatstuff.com edkarns@studio-stuff.com edkarns@home.com edkarns@yahoo.com
6/13/01
3:13:14 AM
24.68.152.162
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; AtHome0107)
Hi there! If you're reading this, I loved your appearance on CNBC's "Hardball" and your salient point about how American society is, after a fashion, anti-intellectual. There's a math prof at my university who once wrote an editorial on a very similar subject, entitled "The perfect education system for an affluent society" (in PDF) at:
http://www.pims.math.ca/pi/issue1/page03.pdf
Sincerely, Jason Ng, jng3@home.com
6/12/01
9:22:18 PM
12.76.64.168
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; AT&T WNS5.0 IE5.0.01; AT&T
WNS5.2)
You rock! Love, Kellie:)
6/11/01
12:57:49 PM
216.125.146.28
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95; Tucows)
Have you ever included in your matrerial the consumer rip off where the mft's pull less product in the same size container?? Or how they change the packaging - ie: senior nutritional products have gone from a pkg of 6...1 less than a week's worth to a 4 pgk, that now takes 2 pkg's to make a week's worth!!
6/11/01
12:57:45 PM
216.125.146.28
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95; Tucows)
Have you ever included in your matrerial the consumer rip off where the mft's pull less product in the same size container?? Or how they change the packaging - ie: senior nutritional products have gone from a pkg of 6...1 less than a week's worth to a 4 pgk, that now takes 2 pkg's to make a week's worth!!
6/4/01
7:24:57 PM
207.138.47.85
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
FRED CARREO
6/3/01
11:53:34 PM
12.86.201.86
Mozilla/4.73 [en]C-WNS5.0 (Win98; U)
Hey George! Have been a fan for many years, and have great respect for your "upbeat" sense of irony and humorous sarcasm about social issues.......
That is why I was VERY skeptical when I received a mass-forwarded email called "I AM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE - I AM A BAD AMERICAN".... supposedly attributed to you. SOME of the content appears to be your one-liners, BUT the overall tone of the diatribe is quite hateful, and I find it hard to believe you wrote it..... especially the line: "I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets"..... that sounds a little bit severe for your type of humor!
PLEASE BE AWARE that this is being widely distributed on the internet (do a Google search on "Bad American" + Carlin). If you DID NOT author this stuff, you should DISCLAIM IT!
Best regards, Mark S.
5/27/01
11:17:01 AM
24.112.32.13
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
Hi, George...
A few days ago, I bought a copy of "Napalm & Silly Putty". Somewhere in there, you say "You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic." When I read that, I thought of you -- and not just because you said it.
Nearly twenty years ago, when I was 14 and living in Hamilton, Ontario, there was a Toronto station that used to play Dr. Demento. I picked up "A Place for My Stuff" based on the segments he played. My buddy Dave and I took a couple of kitchen chairs and sat them in front of the stereo and just let the comedy wash over us.
"Join the Book Club" was like being pummeled without mercy. One thing after another. Dave and I were having trouble breathing by the end of it.
But the routine that really did it was "Hey, why doncha join the service?" By the end of that bit, I'd fallen over backwards, and was lying on the floor, for the first time in my life wondering if I were going to pass out from laughing. For that, I will always be grateful. :)
Lately, you seem so angry. I hope it's still fun for you, George. I hate the idea that you've given that much joy to so many of us and it's not earning you any dividends.
Thanks for being part of my six minutes.
Todd S. instanuke@canada.com
5/26/01
12:50:25 AM
63.161.58.208
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0b; Windows 98)
One of the first things I was told when I began my job in the Air Force was "George Carlin worked this career field himself" (he on B-47's, me on B-52G/H's). The second thing I was told was that the Air Force had trouble keeping folks in the same career field. I always wondered if that fueled his twisted sense of humor a bit more than anything else!
5/25/01
8:19:10 PM
64.20.43.180
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
George was smoking dope and poking fun at society when George Bush Jr. graduated Yale and trained as an F-4 "Wild Weasle" pilot during Vietnam. Who is the cowardly idiot?
5/25/01
8:17:04 PM
64.20.43.180
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Wow. Another shallow, egocentric, celebrity who is intolerant of those who do not share his views. Are you sure your not religious, George?
5/25/01
8:10:51 PM
64.20.43.180
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
You, Sir, are an asshole.
5/24/01
10:21:18 PM
66.66.26.209
Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Win 9x 4.90; en-US; m18) Gecko/20001108 Netscape6/6.0
George, DemocraticUnderground.com forum would love your input on a language issue. If you want to read the discussion: http://www.democraticunderground.com/cgi-bin/duforum/duboard.cgi?az=list_threads&om=781&forum=DCForumID35
In a nut shell:
Poster A works with mentally retarded adults and would like everyone to quit referring to George W. Bush as a retard.
Poster B doesn't like the idea of limiting our language
If you have a chance, could you check it out?
Thanks,
Nelson Addison nelsonaddison@aol.com
5/21/01
8:07:30 AM
203.198.24.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; Hotbar 2.0; NETVIGATOR)
George, I just wanna say congratulations - you are a true genius, and an inspiration to all cynical bastards everywhere. Respect. Mike Rampton suavebloke@hotmail.com
5/17/01
4:39:28 AM
24.131.209.249
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
FUCK THE FCC!
5/17/01
4:36:21 AM
24.131.209.249
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
What does Purple tasteLike?
5/16/01
5:32:32 PM
162.119.240.100
Mozilla/4.73 [en] (Windows NT 5.0; U)
i had a boyfriend years ago who knew all of your routines by heart. he was pretty funny on his own, but doing your material, he was even funnier! he said when he grew up, he wanted to be george carlin.
5/16/01
5:20:21 PM
216.68.63.194
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George,
The following e-mail was going around the company, attributed to you. Is this really something you wrote or said? Please send reply to rsbgmti123@aol.com ------------ ---------------------- Forwarded by Dan Woods-DA/PGI on 05/16/2001 01:23 PM --------------------------- From: Joe Murphy-JK on 05/16/2001 12:29 PM
Joe Murphy-JK To: Mike Eickhoff-WM/PGI@PGI, Mike F&HC Ladd-JM/PGI@PGI, John Nackhla-JH/PGI@PGI, Dan MVL Woods-DA/PGI@PGI 05/16/2001 12:29 PM Cc: Subject:
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb- over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.
I believe no one ever died from anything Ozzy Osbourne,Ice-T or Marilyn Mansonsang.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut the fuck up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the nextfour years.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I believe if she has her lips on your Willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States.
If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
5/7/01
11:36:45 PM
24.226.0.224
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; AtHome0107)
I enjoy all of your books and all of your CD's. What is your proudest joke or most concerned topic you have. Is it God that..."pisses you off" the most?
Cya Your pal, Jonah ...Again
music_02@hotmail.com
5/7/01
11:31:21 PM
24.226.0.235
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; AtHome0107)
Hey George Carlin!
You are my favourite comedian of all. Please write me back if ya ever get the chance!
I know you probably get that a lot. Ok, I'll shut up.
music_02@hotmail.com
5/2/01
12:03:44 PM
200.255.122.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
Mr. George Carlin,
I had known a text of yours called something like "Paradox". I had a translated version to Portuguese, but I don't know if it is the real. Might you please send my the real version in English by e-mail? I loved it! Wait for your answer,
your fan Patricia Martins Tai e-mail: patricia.tai@zipmail.com.br
thanks and regards, pat
5/1/01
5:01:48 AM
216.96.31.86
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
Mr. Silly Mr. Puddy
Just finished a smoke...and was disturbed at the view of your interview with Mr. O' fuckin Father Riley....on the Fox channel. My belief of the curse word all depends oh how the child can descern(sp?) the use of the language. example...Me...i curse with the best of my grandfathers buddies....but did i choose to use it during conversations with them or did i use it with the conversations with my friends my age. God knows and so do you...that if a curse word etc....FUCK was used in front of the parents,..i would have been wearin' my ass as a hat! I ASS 'ume that if a black man..(Mr. oriley) used this word he would not have any advantages...at the same time he should have the basic knowledge to NOT use it to find or accept a job. It's common sense that is used for the use of the word to express the strong feelings...attitude of the subject or feelings in question. Look up the mp3 file name......"comedy-Ebonics-the use of......"(the word fuck) very inlighting!..
Larz Rohling larz@hotmail
P.S. (piss drunk) love and adore all your work since 1974!
4/30/01
11:56:23 AM
64.81.107.98
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
The following has been posted around the net, is it really from you?
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang. I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer. I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason. I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English. I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions. I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July. I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God. Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching lesbian. My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, and Dr. Medicine Woman. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it. I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter? I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up already. I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the world for the next four years. I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets. I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food. I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents. I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. I think Dr. Seuss was a genius. I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise. I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United States. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our country back!
4/26/01
7:00:10 PM
24.4.252.12
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90; ZDNetIE55)
Saw you on the Comedy awards and you're still as funny as you were 20 years ago. Thanks for entertaining so many fans for so long! Doug Meloni
4/12/01
4:49:56 PM
129.7.163.193
Mozilla/4.7 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
George Carlin is NOT about being loud and ignorant; on the contrary he is about being understanding, inteligence, and human compassion. He talks about human talent and artistic expression. He is on the side of human striving for the betterness of his mind. He wants us to be conscious and aware of our own behaviors and speech and find out WHY we behave or talk the way we do everyday. He demands justice for all peoples. He is against the big business that is sucking the lower class people's blod, and every year the rich gets richer and the rest get poorer. George Carlin is among a few and brave remaining individuals who were pioneers in adapting the TRUE sprit of the Sixties which was against the MAD consumerism of America and the elements of fascism existing in this country. But the spirit of the Sixties has always been repressed by the rich and their Nazi Republican Party in order to keep the youth of America ignorant, loud, and drug addict, hence transforming them into the good consumers of their manufatured garbage("stuff").
4/2/01
8:58:28 PM
172.165.90.212
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
I have been a fan of George most of my life. He came to Lawton OK one evening after an unfortunate delay. It was one of the better evenings of my life. My little sister came with me, as she enjoys his work too. One guy that out laughed anyone there was beside me..... a Methodist minister. He did ask if we would not say anything to anyone.... no sweat.... we were all there for more goofy shit!!!!!
4/1/01
11:38:45 PM
64.228.80.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Hi - Just thought I would let you know this week has been worse than shit. Mom & Dad in the hospital. Things were tense until a girlfriend of mine sent me a note full of one liners "Something to ponder...". Made my day. Thanks for the laughs.
3/28/01
7:05:34 PM
64.12.106.34
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Masters and Mistress's
Every baby born is a master of their domain. Once the conditioning of religion, society, culture and tribal divisions manifest themselves the master disappears and leaves the mind and body in a maze of confusion. As we mature into adults our intellect thinks in knows best and despite worry and anxiety attacking our immune systems we continue on blindly with our beliefs.
To know ourselves is to know the master. The only true yardstick is the joy of life. Until Joy is understood then all the intellect on earth is not worth a pinch of salt.
http://www.pointoflife.com Intellect is a master-bater without the wisdom of Universal Spirit. M. L.
3/14/01
9:42:35 PM
209.173.120.31
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Mr. Carlin: you are the greatest comedian ever to walk the face of this earth. I have 7 of your albums and 4 videos, and read your awesome book. I've been listening to your comedy for 2+ years after my Dad got me into it. I use your jokes as references in my everyday life. When my history teacher mentions something about God or religion, I have to mention one of your jokes to set him straight (and of course i dont take the credit). I think my all-time fav piece the 21 minute plus skit on cars & driving. If you can ever take time out of your busy schedule, my e-mail address is angus207@hotmail.com. I would be thrilled if I could hear form you.
Chris from Pennsyvania
3/4/01
12:19:16 PM
64.20.51.56
Mozilla/4.75 [en] (X11; U; Linux 2.2.17-21mdk i686)
sup dude
2/25/01
5:17:40 PM
142.165.188.86
Mozilla/4.72 [en]C-SYMPA (Win98; U)
i herd you stuff and i never thought someone like you would be on shining time station
2/21/01
8:57:50 PM
4.54.203.214
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hey George, I'm Sean and I just wanted to tell you I have been listening to your work since I was about 9 or 10. Now I'm 16, I wanted to tell you that the things you say have always made me think deeper and not just read or listen to something and believe it. You made me realize that there are more then one way to look at things, and that has helped me. SEAN
1/30/01
10:34:42 AM
207.235.213.86
Mozilla/4.75 [en]C-CCK-MCD McKinneyISD (Win98; U)
dude yu are the funeist guy ive ever listened to i download your stuff of the web and it is funney as hell thanks for it
1/29/01
4:02:51 PM
209.181.217.226
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
11. In ancient England a person could not have sex unless you had consent of the King (unless you were in the Royal Family). When anyone wanted to have a baby, they got consent of the King and the King gave them a placard that they hung on their door while they were having sex. The placard had F.U.C.K. on it (Fornication Under Consent of the King). So, now you know where that came from.
1/13/01
1:17:05 PM
38.30.155.225
Mozilla/4.76 [en] (Win95; U)
Was this a character of your creation? "George Carlin's character Wally Lonzo or Lanzlo." Please let me know - werkema@cybermax.net
1/2/01
1:26:19 AM
24.112.158.243
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
the world is coming to an end.....
the best golfer is black and the best rapper is white
12/29/00
8:30:49 AM
216.64.97.39
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hey George, Got a new word for female genitalia---"hatchet wound" (think about it)
12/26/00
5:16:08 PM
199.35.6.30
Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Hey George,
The phrase "cutting edge" is no longer cutting edge. And fix your bulletin board on your damn site. I can't communicate your fans! dearfrank@usa.com www.geocities.com/iisdbomb
12/21/00
1:03:52 AM
203.109.180.126
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 95)
Love your opnions so cutting and so correct. I did think that perhaps I was one of the only ones who could see what was actyually going on.. the hypocracy etc. The idiots and on it goes. Thanks for making humour of such interesting topics.
Mark Chapple DQ65@hotmail.com
12/20/00
8:41:46 AM
216.175.92.172
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT 5.0)
Conflicting info on mid January gig at Tahoe, will you be there? Where? Thks
Marty
12/19/00
12:36:23 AM
24.4.252.209
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; MSOCD; AtHome020)
This is about your auntie nita hosbrook. her granddaughter Beki wants to talk to you about her burial in dayton in Woodlawn cemetary there after she was cremated. There was no tombstone or marker and Beki was concerned. Could you call her or write to her (she has no email) # 810-427-5362 or write to Beki Thomas @ 7083 rivard, Warren Mi, 48091 (feel free to ask me about this.)
12/4/00
12:39:18 PM
64.61.48.102
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Mac_PowerPC)
Hey George, We're playing your stuff. (not JUST your stuff, but your stuff too.) http://www.eargazm.com B.
11/30/00
10:56:27 PM
205.188.196.43
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt;
searchengine2000.com; HomePage)
Hi George! I married a Scotsman who I met on the Internet. He thinks that only British/Scottish humor is funny and I would love to acquaint him with you! I was telling him about your routine comparing terms in football and baseball and he got a chuckle, but obviously I could never do it as well as you do. I left most of my tapes, etc. in the States and really miss your On Campus tape. I do believe that you are a gem of American humor and would love to give him a taste of George Carlin! I will always love and respect you having seen you in the very early days of Wonderful Wino, etc. Thanks so much for all the smiles that you still put on my face even though I have nothing to actually listen to anymore! Rikki Waters Donaldson
11/25/00
12:54:02 PM
209.222.160.201
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; ZDNetIE55)
By god I wish you had been an uncle of mine! WHAT A GAS it would have been!
11/16/00
7:39:49 AM
208.235.11.147
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Compaq; ezn/32/62/m)
I HAVE LISTENED TO YOU SINCE I WAS 13. I'M NOW 42 & SO FAR, YOUR THE ONLY GUY THAT SAYS THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE. I FEEL YOU ARE ANGRIER NOW THAN YOU USED TO BE, BUT YOU ARE STILL TOPS WITH ME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. CONNIE PERSCHBACHER JOHNSTON CITY, ILLINOIS
11/16/00
7:39:26 AM
208.235.11.147
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Compaq; ezn/32/62/m)
I HAVE LISTENED TO YOU SINCE I WAS 13. I'M NOW 42 & SO FAR, YOUR THE ONLY GUY THAT SAYS THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE. I FEEL YOU ARE ANGRIER NOW THAN YOU USED TO BE, BUT YOU ARE STILL TOPS WITH ME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. CONNIE PERSCHBACHER JOHNSTON CITY, ILLINOIS
11/13/00
9:54:35 PM
63.252.37.103
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Wuz up George? You kick ass. Ya know just because I'm 13 dosen mean I can't speek my mind. You taught me that. Thanks Man.
P.S I have 5 of your albums including "you are all disised" Its good to know some one shares the same baliefs about those government cocksuckers!
11/13/00
9:53:30 PM
63.252.37.103
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98; Win 9x 4.90)
Wuz up George? You kick ass. Ya know just because I'm 13 dosen mean I can't speek my mind. You taught me that. Thanks Man.
P.S I have 5 of your albums including "you are all disised" Its good to know some one shares the same balifs about those government cocksuckers!
11/7/00
3:34:15 PM
207.18.199.124
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
George will you be doing a show in Vegas on Dec 16 -18. Please resond
relwood@compaq.com
11/1/00
6:16:56 PM
198.110.221.11
Mozilla/4.73 [en] (Win95; I)
The other people who write in here put the most inane shit believeable(yes INANE not insane.)Just looking for a little consistancy.
10/27/00
11:32:06 AM
207.229.232.4
Mozilla/4.05 (Macintosh; I; PPC, Nav)
Great Show At Mystic Lake Casino in Minnesota last night. Your new HBO Special stuff was hilarious. Will be looking forward to it. You were in great form. I could have listened for hours. It was a real treat. Thank you for bringing your talent to Minnesota!
10/14/00
2:15:50 PM
198.110.218.51
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Other mentalities bother me.Just a notion
10/8/00
5:30:09 AM
24.218.90.104
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows 98)
Ever hear George Carlin's bit "The Planet is Fine"? Kind of contradicts his earlier and later rants about how our earth is in trouble.
10/4/00
1:50:42 PM
213.8.209.182
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
hehe i'm 17... from israel and i can say kill the fat women and send their bodys to hungry people then you solve 2 problems
10/3/00
9:47:38 AM
195.67.91.19
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
hur e läget??
9/29/00
8:06:46 AM
64.61.54.246
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
you ever think about those damn digital clocks or radios? why are they so bright? i think it's because the japanses, who make them are looking to seek revenge from Hiroshima...it's a conspiracy for is to go insane. i cn never sleep at night without having to unplug my radio! ahahah!
9/26/00
1:14:06 PM
212.18.177.67
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
FIRST MESSAGE FROM PORTUGAL I BELIEVE... JUST WISH I COULD SEE JUST ONE... OF YOUR SHOWS!
BY THE WAY IF YOUR CONSIDERING IN THE FUTURE GIVING PARTS, PUT ME ON THE LIST FOR YOUR BRAIN AND I'M A HAPPY GUY!
KEEP IT UP!
MIGUEL GOMES MADEIRA, PORTUGAL LMG@zipmail.com
9/18/00
1:42:05 PM
216.79.105.20
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT)
Hi George, My name is Carol and I have tickets for your show Sat. 23 in Atlanta. Me and Tom have enjoyed you since the 70's. He has a 50th Birthday coming up soon and I think it would be great if you could rag him a little during the show. His name is Tom Rowley. My email is carol.boemanns@delta-air.com
9/15/00
4:08:03 AM
63.253.72.162
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George: I am a huge fan of yours. While reading "Brain Droppings" I laughed my ass off. It had to be surgically re-attached. I have every one of your albums from "Burns and Carlin at the Playboy Club" to "You Are All Diseased." However, I have not yet seen you in person. I would like your web site to include a regularly-updated page of your upcoming scheduled tours, including dates and locations. I will pray to Jow Pesci that you will take my suggestion. Plug ahead: As if anyone gives a shit, the November 2000 issue of MAD Magazine features an article I've written called "The Presidential Candidate's Ruse Your Own Adventure Book."
9/14/00
6:23:42 PM
38.31.116.48
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.5; Mac_PowerPC)
George: I have a joke for you. Why is that, whenever there is an emergency. There is always a fire truck and a police car at the scene. Does the police have to shoot someone dead or the firemen have to put out a fire with their hoses? Just wondering.
Someone who has grown another arm (if you know what I mean).
8/30/00
10:31:34 PM
207.69.49.141
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
http://www.healingchildren.org/welcome.html
8/30/00
10:31:18 PM
207.69.49.141
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
http://www.healingchildren.org/welcome.html
8/19/00
8:27:56 PM
198.110.222.25
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Nonsense makes the most sense to those who cannot handle a realistic viewpoint. Richard Smith A life long fan from the upper peninsula sault ste marie. Mi 49783
8/11/00
12:38:40 PM
216.233.214.184
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
.....cuz chickens are decent people. The other night I saw this Irish comedian on Conan O'Brien. The only comedy taking place that night was the fact that he stood there on national TV and used one of your bits. He went into your airline/baggage Do you pack your bags yourself thing... What an idiot.
7/29/00
1:31:23 PM
156.46.226.110
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
dEar Mr. I'M to gOod To cALL or wriTE mY fAnS,
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_sLiM_ShaDiE_@excite.com
7/10/00
7:45:37 AM
62.158.24.217
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Dear Mr Carlin
I found one of your shows called feminist blowjob by accident on the internet. I haven't had so much fun in a while. I don't know much comedians from U.S. (I live in Germany) and I wonder if its possible to get a full show of you on cd ?! Thx again for your great points of view. I enjoy every minute of it
Thorsten
7/2/00
5:39:07 PM
129.115.55.118
Mozilla/4.06 [en] (WinNT; U ;Nav)
George I hope this will be true that one day the world would end for humans, and all humans die of an unknown illness of technology or something so there will be no humans on earth, and then this shameful human history will end forever. Wouldn't that be the true peace on earth????
7/2/00
4:58:55 PM
129.115.55.118
Mozilla/4.06 [en] (WinNT; U ;Nav)
George Carlin, I will vote for you in the presidental election 2000. You're the only one who deserevs to be the president.
6/24/00
6:48:39 PM
152.163.207.176
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
george ur the fuckin best man im 15 and ive been listening to u since i was like 8. ur the funiest dickhead i ever listened to before.i hope u get this man. by the way my cousin wants to suck ur cock man. ur the best fuck u and ill listen to u later peace
6/24/00
4:41:16 PM
129.115.55.119
Mozilla/4.06 [en] (WinNT; U ;Nav)
George, when will this stupid world end and a new one begin? I'm tired of these stupid competitions around. Everyone wants to compete, win, and distroy others in many different stupid forms of competitions. We all are sick, and don't even know why we're competing with each other. Just a blind act of madness.
6/19/00
2:10:18 PM
207.172.210.113
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95; RCN010798)
man you are one ugly dude!!
6/17/00
10:12:27 PM
208.135.205.18
Mozilla/4.72 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
Hello Mr. Carlin, I know you have heard this before, but I am a real big fan of yours. I have seen you in concert ten times. I have seen all of your HBO specials. I also have your book Brain Droppings. I enjoyed your tv show, sorry it went off the air. I also have videos of you, such as "Best Stuff", "On Campus", and others. I first saw at the Front Row Theater in Cleveland, Ohio, 1972. I still have the program from that show and it is in mint condition. I know live in Northwest Indiana, and I have seen you perform at the "Star Plaza Theater" in Merrilleville, Indiana every time you have been there since 1983. I almost got you to autograph my "Front Row Theater" program, but it didn't happen. I hope you come back to the "Star Plaza" again, and maybe this time I can get that autograph. I just you to know Mr. Carlin that I am sorry for the loss of you wife. I believe you lost her around the last time performed in Merrilleville, In. I saw you last HBO special and I am glad to see that you seem to be feeling better. Again, I offer you my condolences, and I hope you come back to the "Star Plaza" soon. A longtime fan!! Jimmy Jones
6/16/00
12:22:51 PM
216.53.216.124
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
George, I'm a fellow former Airman. I was honorably discharged for depression a few months ago. How did you enjoy your term of service and what were you discharged for? Graham paralaxative@hotmail.com
6/9/00
3:55:29 PM
129.115.55.105
Mozilla/4.06 [en] (WinNT; U ;Nav)
George my friend, How are you? I just wanted to say that I agree with you in hating arrogant people. They are the cause of most problems in the world. And idiots are responsible for the rest. George, if you can write or do comedy about how young people today refuse to grow up and generally talk, behave, and dress up like childred, even though they've physically grown up. It wasn't like that in the past. Most people don't want to think, talk, or behave maturely any more. I think behaving like a child has become an acceptable part of American culture. Don't you think? I say that to you because you are the only person here who thinks; everybody else is a zombie.... Thank you George for being a true human and sharing your kind thoughts with us. In the era that everybody is thinking of death, you are the only prophete of life.
6/7/00
10:30:34 PM
152.163.201.52
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hi, George. Two of my friends and I just started listening to your stuff a few months ago, and we're hooked. I have three of your CD's, your book, and saw a few of the collection movies, all of which we traded and watched several times. Three questions: My uncle said he saw you in PA a couple of times during the summer a few years back. Any plans on being there this year? Two, do you do any kind of shows off of tour? Our school had a ventriloquist talk to us about drunk driving before prom this year, and he was ok. I thought you would have a much funnier and subtler way of getting the point across, though, like in your other routines about religion, language, etc. Third, what happened to your TV show, man? I was 10 when it was on, and it was still hilarious! I always remember one line about how Mr. McFeely on Mr. Roger's got his name. My e-mail is geniuslou@aol.com, and any info about the show I could pass on to the S.A.D.D. people would be appreciated, thanks.
6/6/00
4:31:40 PM
139.142.86.188
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
I just wanted to let you know that I am a fan, and that I really respect and admire the things that you talk about in your comedy routines.I believe that you are the most perceptive and accurate observer of the human race,and especally american culture.I love your point of view on religion I also share a similar point of view.Well thats pretty much all I wanted to say. Hopefully someday I will get the chance to see you live. Have a nice life and Joe bless you. kent
6/5/00
2:41:05 AM
209.138.238.145
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; CNETHomeBuild051099)
Joe bless ya. ... Joe bless ya.
5/30/00
5:44:05 PM
208.227.162.133
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
I have yet to disagree with you yet. You're just as much as a philosopher as you are a comedian. I've read Braindroppings and have my computer filled w/your standup. You're hilarious and truthful. Keep it up, and come around Charlotte, NC sometime soon! -Chris feel_my_wrath@juno.com
5/30/00
4:30:57 PM
12.2.73.55
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; U ;Nav)
You crack me up!
5/24/00
5:57:58 AM
141.28.224.2
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows NT 5.0)
Hot water burn all of us
5/22/00
2:42:48 PM
159.121.98.130
Mozilla/4.51 [en] (WinNT; I)
Hi! My husband said his life won't be complete without seeing your show. We live in Oregon. Any chance of you coming our way? How do I find out your touring schedule? Thanks, Tina
5/22/00
2:41:21 PM
159.121.98.130
Mozilla/4.51 [en] (WinNT; I)
Hi! My husband said his life won't be complete if he doesn't see your show, pathetic isn't it? We live in Oregon. Any chance of you coming our way? How do I find out your touring schedule? Thanks, Tina
5/22/00
12:04:41 PM
193.217.198.235
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Hi George!
I'm your Nr.1 Fan. I have like 40 MP3s of you. Unfortunetly I haven't gotten to see any og your shows. You ain't thinking of coming to Norway by any chance? Oh well I love all of your complains hehe.
Please e-mail me back at webmaster@the-dungeon.zzn.com
PS! PLEASE come to Norway and hold a show!!!!
5/22/00
9:31:09 AM
207.226.225.3
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
When are you doing more stand up?
5/20/00
4:32:54 PM
199.174.184.43
Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
Mr. Carlin,
I was wondering where I could get written texts of you stand-ups because I was thinking of joining speech and doing one of your bits to piss of the people at my catholic high school.
Sincerely
Joe
Mojolang@hotmail.com
5/19/00
5:33:18 PM
209.252.117.26
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; MSN 2.5; Windows 98)
Hello George! My uncle and I saw you in Shakopee MN in the middle of October last year! You were at your best! I am from Bismarck ND and I traveled 500 miles to see you! My car broke down 100 miles from when I left, but I had to see you because it has been a dream of mine to see you! I just want you to know how much people still love your comedy! And if you are ever in ND or MN again, please let me know because I would love to see you again! Oh I also did a speech regarding your seven famous words! The first seven words out of my mouth were those seven! I talked about how they were just words, and I played part of your video on things you never hear, and things you never see! I got a b+ on it and it would have gotten an A if I had done the outline better! Thanks for being such a huge influence on my life! Ryan Kohler (ryanvh5150@yahoo.com)
5/18/00
5:40:54 PM
206.172.142.2
Mozilla/4.72 [en] (Win95; U)
hey george, i love your stuff, keep up the good work
Jay
5/15/00
3:02:53 PM
212.88.161.183
Mozilla/4.0 (Windows 4.10;US) Opera 3.60 [en]
Dear George! I am from Austria and here it is really hard to find some texts or CDs from you. But finally I found some stuff and I was so surprised and amused! You are a really good entertainer and you have some very interesting ideas and theories about our planet and about society. For example "The planet is fine" or "State prison farms" and "golf courses for the homeless". Here in Austria people are just like you in America and even society has to solve the same problems. I like your attitude towards the planet and the people in the world. Besides I am in the same opinion that there are a lot of stupid people are running around and I am glad that someone speaks and jokes about them. Finally I want to thank you for sharing your ideas and theories with me and the rest of the world. I would be honered, if you could write me some lines. Thank you very much, you great fan Johannes
e-mail: johannes.eckner@bigfoot.com
5/13/00
5:51:45 PM
209.202.47.205
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (Win98; U)
Happy Birthday George!
We'd really love to see you up in Winnipeg, Canada.
Ken & Teri
5/12/00
9:15:53 PM
207.36.137.177
Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)
hey george.......we gota sit and burn one together man! just a thought....LOREN again
5/10/00
11:59:32 PM
206.139.128.137
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; Creative)
I hope you really read this! My friends and I have enjoyed your humor since the window box days, we still catch ourselfs muttering phrases of your best skitts to this day. Hats off to you sir, for all the laughter u bring. I cant board an aircraft without thinking of Evil Knievel. Everytime I see a lobster, I wanna STEP ON THAT FUCK! My 4 year old is a "fussy eater", and a big pain in the ass. Yes your humor has crept into my life. My other buddies have families too now, but when we hook up online, rarely do we finish without somebody tossing in a Carlin line. Thanks George, your a virus we can live with, lol :) Mike McQuaid falcon305@yahoo.com
5/9/00
12:09:26 PM
207.36.135.208
Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)
oh, one more thing, I may have some funny material you might wanna have. my treat! email me at skyhigh@gate.net
another thing, get your ass back down here to south florida!!! ----LOREN G
5/9/00
12:06:31 PM
207.36.135.208
Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)
THE FOOD!! THE FOOD!! WHERE THE FUCK'S THE FOOD!! LOL....you're one ate up mother fucker and I love you for it. I plan on going stand up cause I have this natural knack to make ppl laff you wer and are my mentor!! all my humor reflects your influence. so even after you've heard your "2 minute warning", I'll be the second banana! I have seen you live a couple times here in ft.lauderdale, and even got you to answer one of my heckles as my buddie MARK had pointed out a week ago. but he had it all wrong.it was at sunrise musical center when you said: "here's things you hear some ppl say" and I yelled.....PLEASE SAW MY LEGGS OFF you said "no that's an old one" we were stoked cause you don't usually answer hecklers!! well nuff said, thanks for all the laffs, --LOREN GURSKY (the next guy to take a goofy shit!)
5/8/00
9:04:57 PM
205.188.193.56
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Mac_PPC)
George- First of all, I want to say that I love all of your stuff. I have all your books and stand-up. I am the valedictorian of my high school, and I want to make my speech funny. I have a little bit of material for it but I think it would be really great if you could give me a few ideas. My e-mail address is QBWW9@aol.com, my phone number is 847-223-1757. I know this sounds ridiculous but I would really appreciate if you could help me out. Thank You, Willie Wright, Senior, Grayslake High School
5/7/00
11:24:19 AM
195.82.210.227
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
Dear George. Is there any possibility that you do a show in Europe? I am from Denmark and I have all your CDīs + your book. Unfortunately the videos are in a different format over here. Yours Kristian (sorry about my name) k.steenstrup@get2net.dk
5/3/00
12:35:58 PM
24.116.7.36
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
George, first of all you're hilarious and very intelligent. And as lame as it sounds i think you should run for president sometime soon. The kind of changes you discuss in your comedy would actually do this country some good.
5/3/00
9:37:57 AM
208.235.36.165
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hi, George-orge-orge, HA-HA LOL. I have been a fan for quite some time now.My mother hated me to listen to U, but , she is also the 1 to tell me when your book came out, and I ran right out and bought it. You are the best!! My friend Loren and I love quoting your "STUFF", it makes us burst out laughing historically!! I have all your albums, YES, vinyl, and many HBO shows. Saw U the last 2 times U were in St. Louis, awesome shows. Please e- mail me at mhvhfan1@yahoo.com; Want to know about your CD box set. Can't find it. PEACE!! {signed,Mark Hartford} P.S. Hand me that piano, "No, that's an old one!"
4/29/00
10:34:43 PM
24.112.7.225
Mozilla/4.72 [en]C-CCK-MCD NSCPCD47 (Win98; U)
Hi George! Luv Ya'! I heard a clip of one of your albums on the radio recently. It was about PLASTIC actually being good for the environment. I thought it was so funny and have been looking for it everywhere. I have a friend in the plastics business and would love to buy it for him. Would you please e-mail me the name of the album that it's on. I would be so grateful. Thanks so much. Karen <karenide@home.com>
4/29/00
10:13:12 PM
209.246.66.167
Mozilla/4.72 [en] (Win98; I)
You are my father! I wonder what could be at http://stupidmike.com ??
mikeg@hotbot.com
I went to your high skool!
4/27/00
4:19:25 PM
199.92.113.134
Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win95; I)
Hello Mr. Carlin. This is your biggest fan speaking. I've seen each one of your 10 HBO specials and have every one of your CDs. Well thats it. Good luck on your 11th HBO special and the follow up to Braindroppings!!
4/22/00
12:57:59 AM
205.188.197.177
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; Compaq)
My friend has a couple of full length comedy acts of you(usually around 5-10 minutes) but I can't find any on-line. The only ones I can find are like 10 seconds long. PLEASE e-mail me at Sourlime442@aol.com for a link and/or a download. P.S. I love Rockets and Penises in the Gulf War.
4/16/00
12:56:31 PM
209.130.169.45
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Didn't know I could reach you. I just wanted to say "Thank You" for all the Great & Extremely Hilarious Comedy that you have given me for the longest. Wishing you good health, and many more good years. Will you ever be in Soux City, Iowa or Omaha, Ne? theexotic1@hotmail.com
4/12/00
1:59:55 PM
192.212.253.8
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 95)
This is to both you and Pat. I say you on Biography last night. I was very happy to see that Pat is still here and kicking. I worked with him up in Lancaster at KKZZ. He did the wonderful "night shift". You George were kind enough to let me interview you on my radio talk show. Pat helped me set it up with you. I left showbiz a couple of years after that time and evolved into another job I enjoy. I don't want anything but to say hello and glad to see ya'll OK. P.S. Pat knew me by Paul Douglas. Best regards from mccartpd@sce.com
4/11/00
9:09:53 PM
198.77.47.75
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Hey George, I'm a huge fan, and I feel that your comedy is a way of life (in an outlandish kind of way), you possess qualities that only a truely open minded person could appereciate. God Bless ya George, Or "SUN" bless you. Josh Arnold, Romney, WV
4/11/00
11:52:59 AM
216.216.194.131
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Hey George,
You've been a major inspiration (I'm a fairly new comedian). How many of your seven words do you figger make up the weekly plotlines on The Sopranos?
Best of everything to you.
Arthur Brown neverquit9@aol.com
4/7/00
11:04:36 PM
24.112.158.229
Mozilla/4.72 [en]C-AtHome0405 (Win98; U)
Come to Canada
4/4/00
7:49:56 PM
24.104.48.36
Mozilla/4.7 (Macintosh; U; PPC)
George - Was at your show Sunday night in York, PA. Been following you since before you first took acid and if I ever get the chance I will nominate you for god or at least diety of the century. Was on your web site last night and loved it. Finding out about your wife's death left me feeling miserable. 6 yrs ago, I was told that my wife of 21 years had less than a month to live because of cancer and it was like facing a black hole. Man, I'm so fucking sorry you had to experience that kind of agony. My wife lived and has since grown an ass the size of an eclipse. I'd rather have a huge ass to still go to bed with every night than no ass at all. The fact that you can still keep going makes you even more amazing to me. I've found that if you want to play God - you have to not only know heaven's best - but also hell's worst. We've both been there I guess. Seeing your show was a gift from my 18 yr.old daughter who's seen you several times in the past yr or two. She couldn't have given me a better gift if she'd have gotten a hysterectomy. After your show she told me I should ask you over to the house cause we're a lot alike. You mentioned at your show that you try to be accessible so I thought I'd let you know that if you ever want to just get the fuck away from all the idiots out there and be yourself without having to put on a show, you are always welcome at my house. I've got several extra bedrooms, a built in pool, a really relaxing garden and several very friendly pets in case you get lonely. It's just my wife and my daughter here with me. I hate publicity so no one else would know you're here unless you tell them. I'm not shittin ya about this. Think it over - the offer stands as long as you're breathing. You've given so much to me over the years - I'd like to repay you for the good times you've provided. I'm a Casteneda freak and a computer graphic designer. My daughter's a Web/flash designer and would love to help you (free of charge) with your site if you need any help. If you think you might want to just take off for a few days - or even just come for dinner before your next show in York - email me and I'll send the phone number and address. We live about 5 miles south of Three Mile Island so there's lot's of opportunity for experimentation and mutation. (I was actually fishing on the south end of the Island the morning it got the go bads. Thought the assholes just set something on fire.) Thanks again for all the laughs - especially with all the shit you've endured. You're a good person.
If you decline the invite - I won't be pissed or think less of you, though if that's a concern of yours - I'd find it slightly frightening. Take care and know that if you ever need someone to unload on - I'm available.
thanks, mike wonders michaelj@blazenet.net
4/4/00
1:11:01 AM
24.93.221.249
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
I had a dream about you last night. I have been praying a lot lately and i had no idea who you were until these homeless men in my dream were calling 1-800-George-Carlin and i got real curious and i looked you up on here. I am not hardly a born again christian, i do have faith in God though, and i believe we are all praying to the same god we just call him by different names, Buddha, Ala, God, nature, whatever. I am not sure about Jesus though, i think he was just a good man.I don't go to church and i don't know about organized religion or the bible, But anyway i just thought i would tell you about my dream. Molly -from- Canton Ohio my e-mail is babyann@hookt.com maybe u can figure out my dream a little better than i can.
3/26/00
8:03:19 PM
207.107.44.62
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hello George, I heard your special on "advertising" which I rate among the cleverest and best kind of comedy. I have written a comedy bit on the subject of "TIME" which my friends think is very funny. It explores Time in a funny way, as you have done with "advertising" (it is 4 pages long). I have had it read by a few people, who have unanimously declared it funny, many of them suggesting that I should have it published somewhere. One person suggested that this would come out best if presented as a comical monologue. I immediately thought of you. You could do wonders with this material. I have spent a lot of hours on this and I don`t want to just give it away for free. My question is: "Do you buy funny material? If you do, let me know how you go about doing that and how you assess the value of a piece. I have the write-up on file and I could e-mail it to you as an attachment. This is probably as clever a piece as your monologue on advertising, no shit!
my e-mail address is: geguib@comnet.ca
3/15/00
12:36:44 AM
130.39.214.45
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
i am writing a paper on feminism and i was wondering if you had any opions on the subject. it would be much appreciated. thank you paul senac cnac6@hotmail.com
3/13/00
4:33:20 AM
208.8.133.203
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
Hey George, you CAN say the seven words on televison! Pit, Shis, Cuck, Funt, Sock-Cucking, Futher-Tucker, AND Mits! Also, would you like to buy a $20 bill autographed by Gallagher? (Mr. Watermelon) Got it in Yakima at the Capitol Theatre a few years ago :-) If not, why don't you visit http://www.televar.com/~stevemr2/ I visited your site......... visit mine? (Like George REALLY reads this shit or even takes the fucking time to reply!!!)
3/10/00
3:43:42 PM
205.188.193.167
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
hey george im in yakima ill see you tonight first time. can't wait markjumpjaol.com
3/9/00
10:03:58 PM
205.188.209.172
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Mr Carlin, - I would like to submit to you some of my comedy writing, which I have been compiling for about 20 years. If you would be at all interested, please contact me via e mail at MGZD@aol.com Thanks
2/10/00
6:37:41 PM
205.188.195.23
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
FOLLOW UP! FORGOT TO TELL YOU. EMAIL ME AT STRAIGHTAAAAAAAA. THANKS!
Hey George, HUGE FAN here, i got a question for ya. Im doing an english report on your favorite comedian, so of course i chose you. I was wonderin if you'd be able to send me some info or something. I duno. Anything you got that can be good. The main focus of the report is to write about the comedians "technique" in comedy. How he feels about his work, how he feel towards other works, and mainly: WHAT ELEMENTS HE USES THAT MAKES HIM DIFFERENT! Well if you can get me anything please send it to me. Id appreciate it alot. Thanks for your time and rock on!
2/10/00
6:35:03 PM
205.188.195.23
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hey George, HUGE FAN here, i got a question for ya. Im doing an english report on your favorite comedian, so of course i chose you. I was wonderin if you'd be able to send me some info or something. I duno. Anything you got that can be good. The main focus of the report is to write about the comedians "technique" in comedy. How he feels about his work, how he feel towards other works, and mainly: WHAT ELEMENTS HE USES THAT MAKES HIM DIFFERENT! Well if you can get me anything please send it to me. Id appreciate it alot. Thanks for your time and rock on!
2/7/00
4:46:31 PM
128.8.72.117
Mozilla/4.61 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
How old were you when you decided you had enough of the church?
Jeff Lukeski object4@aol.com
2/1/00
5:01:57 PM
136.242.228.212
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
Dear Mr. Carlin, My name is Bryan Kennedy and I'm just finishing my last year of college in DC. I'm from New York and I'll be living there after school. I've been studying acting and singing, but I also like to do stand-up. I have tried performing some of my material in clubs, but don't know where to go from here. You are one of the last great comics out there and I have the great respect for you and your work. Any advice on how to help a young comic would be most appreciated. Thanks. 77kennedy@cua.edu
1/28/00
2:39:33 AM
131.161.64.108
Mozilla/4.51 [en] (Win95; I)
As if you have time to read this stuff, or should I say Shit! that is a deep subject.. anyway love your comedy!! a long time fan. If your reading this check out my site...I checked out yous... In Beauty, Richard "Talks to Trees" Plunkett http://www.genesisnetwork.net/users/magick/
1/26/00
5:30:10 PM
130.49.171.68
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows NT; DigExt)
Hey George,
You kick ass dude. You should do the Howard Stern Show!!!
1/26/00
12:14:38 PM
12.13.100.75
Mozilla/4.51 [en]C-CCK-MCD (WinNT; U) via NetCache version
3.1.2d-Solaris
Hello George,
I just wanted to tell you that my father and I real enjoy your HBO specials that you have done. I can not remember a time that my father laughted as hard as the Last one you did that we watched together. I can't remember the title of the show but god it is funny. Keep up the good work and hope to see you when you come to St. Louis for a concert.
Kevin Pettie kpettie@aol.com
1/25/00
8:00:18 PM
199.190.100.24
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
Whats up man, if this is really going to the great George Carlin, please i am begging, write back to me through email (jderosa3@cboss). I have all of your skits on tape. You have to be the most hilarious guy on earth. Reason being is because you take something and brutally squeeze the truth out of it. That's what i call true comedy. When talking about something as sick as upsidedown naked crusifictions on sunday night can make someone laugh, your doing something right. Take it easy man, i worship you.
Your All Time Biggest Fan, James DeRosa
jderosa3@cboss.com
1/24/00
8:34:49 AM
209.2.204.22
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Mac_PowerPC)
hi mr carlin we are big fan we love your work anyway what do u call two siamse smoking pot double jointed
1/22/00
1:01:52 PM
205.188.192.182
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Thank you for being so wonderful. I am looking for your "Stuff" monologue. I thought it might help my teenage son realize that he's addicted to getting "more stuff" (like most teenagers). Some how I need to open his eyes. Thanks for all your wonderful comedy. I still remember "The Hippy Dippy Weatherman" when you performed it on TV and we were both a lot younger!
1/21/00
10:18:11 PM
12.79.14.40
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.0; Windows 95; AT&T WNS5.0 IE5.0.01; AT&T
WNS5.2)
Dear George,
I've been a longtime fan of yours and enjoyed Braindroppings so much that I've read it several times. It's been a while since I've read a book that made me laugh out loud. I've always enjoyed writing satire but have come to the point in my life where I realize I need to keep my full time job as my wife and kids like to eat occasionally. (please excuse any misspelled words. spelling has never been my strong suit). Come to think of it, I don't have a strong suit but who cares I'm happy. I have a couple of observations that I thought you might find funny (maybe not). You always hear people say that this guy is legally blind. This leads to the logical conclusion that it is illegal to be blind. I can see it now, a blind man is walking down the street and people are yelling arrest that motherfucker he's blind or visually impaired (I keep forgetting to be politically correct). The other line I had I'm not sure would go over well so I'll spare you. Anyhow, thanks for all the laughs over the years. My e-mail address is Udolf@worldnet.att.net
1/19/00
5:17:27 AM
209.179.216.133
Mozilla/3.01-C-MACOS8 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
Dear Mr. Carlin,
Please check on your friend Rey Aman. He is not doing well and needs your support.
1/18/00
2:30:30 PM
24.216.134.205
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
George,
You are one funny mother fucker. I live in Myrtle Beach, S.C. (Redneck-Riviera) I am sorry that I missed your show the last time you were in town. When is your next trip scheduled to the "Beach".
P.S. Eat, Bite, Fuck, Suck.....
1/11/00
3:36:19 PM
216.5.38.47
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.01; Windows 98)
Dear Mr. Carlin: I am revising my text for young dentists graduating dental school. I have included quotes from famous and some not so famous people to make specific points in the text. I recently came accross your writing called Paradox. I would love to include it in the book because it makes an excellent read on the human condition in the new century. I would be happy to send you a complementary copy of the book in exchange for your permission. You can check into my credibility at my web site: www.floridadentist.com.
thank you,
R. Leffert, DDS (bfd)
1/10/00
1:47:31 PM
209.222.216.2
Mozilla/4.5 [en] (Win98; U)
Hey, George,
With some friends, I was lucky enough to be able to see you preform at the Meril auditorium in Portland Maine. We laughed our asses off. I thought it was particularly funny, having known you were on Shiny Time station as Mr. Conductor at one time. Thinking of Mr. Conductor ending the show with the line "God is Dead" topped off the night. I had heard about you a lot before I saw you and I became a die-hard fan in '96 or '97. Understand that I am merely 16 and this is the main reason I am such a late-starting fan of your comedy. Since I got into you, I think I have listened to all of your material available in normal retail stores.
I am the writer and editor of a zine entitled NO magazine. The zine can be checked out online, as the past issues have been archived at www.topcities.com/Arts/nomagazine . Basically, cutting all the normal suck-ass fan shit, you were my inspiration for being so pro-social commentary. Just ask my girlfriend, who blames my constant complaining and inane bitching on my being a fan of you.
Thanks, mang, Alex Steed 37@cybertours.com
1/9/00
9:35:41 PM
205.188.199.31
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; MSN 2.6; AOL 4.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
george, i've been an admirer of yours for quite some time now and ever since that asshole took down his site that was dedicated to you because you did a TV commercial, i felt that i needed to make a carlin site of my own
http://members.xoom.com/gcarlinfan/carlinpage.html
-carlinfan13@yahoo.com
1/7/00
11:14:57 AM
209.74.4.6
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; I ;Nav)
dr george,
1/7/00
11:14:57 AM
209.74.4.6
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; I ;Nav)
dr george,
1/7/00
11:14:02 AM
209.74.4.6
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; I ;Nav)
dear george
1/7/00
11:14:00 AM
209.74.4.6
Mozilla/4.08 [en] (WinNT; I ;Nav)
dear george
1/5/00
2:47:23 AM
207.91.58.61
Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win95; I)
Is there any chance you'll be coming out with another book any time soon? Please respond to cooter_brown@hotmail.com
1/4/00
1:55:24 AM
152.163.213.192
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Mac_PPC)
Dear Mr. Carlin, I'm the Event Coordinator for the Valley Cultural Center, here in Woodland Hills Ca. Our group puts on "Concerts In the Park" series in the Warner Center Park plus help the local schools with many art activities.
On March 18th, 2000 we are having our 7th Annual Golden Horn Award dinner. I'm seeking a variety of donations including autographs, used musical equipment, and other items to auction off. You will be recognized through professional singange displayed at the event as well as in the silent auction brochure.
If you can contribute to our auction, please send to: Valley Cultural Center Attn: Scott Remmers 21550 Oxnard St. #470 Woodland Hills CA. 91367
Any questions please call me at 818-704-1358.
THANK YOU!
12/31/99
10:30:19 PM
208.161.204.60
Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win95; I)
From one ole fart to another one "Glad you made it!!" now if only I had the music once again? Huh? What was that a b-sharp or a c-minor? Does it really matter? If it does will we be around to enjoy it? Will it all just go away? or do we have to live with this crippled society? Is it to much to ask everyone to just be execlent to each other? or do we always have to try and take over each others space? What purpose is life after death if we got to die first? Why did i name my dog Charlie? Who fricking cares? I am doing it my way.... Glaspak@centramedia.net
12/28/99
9:59:11 PM
63.10.52.111
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hey George,
I tried to find this information elsewhere but couldn't, so I didn't know where else to turn. I've heard a rumor that you will be performing in Huntsville, AL during the month of January. If this rumor is true, could you let me know the date and the location? I'd appreciate it.
Thanks, Erin Molyneux
12/25/99
5:05:39 PM
208.240.229.189
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
You have got to be the most funiest goddamn person alive
thank you for the millions of laughs
jay- 15- missouri
12/24/99
9:55:25 AM
204.222.73.100
Mozilla/4.07 [en] (WinNT; U ;Nav)
good shit there george. 23 wm in the military have your books and a few VCR tapes. thanks for the smiles, laughs, and thought stimulation. hope ya live another 60 imagine the shit you'll have to say then.... bilanx@xoommail.com Rob
12/21/99
2:08:07 PM
207.78.135.10
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; CNETHomeBuild051099)
Q. You're flying down the road in your canoe at 70 cows a minute, and you start running out of gas, so you pull into a gas station. How many donuts does it take to get to the moon?
A. None, because chickens don't have lips.
plyons@idt.net
12/19/99
2:02:39 AM
24.4.254.107
Mozilla/4.05 [en]C-AtHome0404 (Win95; U)
111
12/19/99
1:58:27 AM
24.4.254.107
Mozilla/4.05 [en]C-AtHome0404 (Win95; U)
Hello George, Did I meet you around 1985 in Bimini with your sister . If it was you, you didn't have a beard and we had a pleasant chat on your yacht the Kaliban. My previous message to you did not have my E-Mail address. Please reply to 2Samsons@home.com. Best wishes to you for the coming milenium
12/19/99
12:24:49 AM
208.145.207.50
Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; U)
Having just watched your HBO special, I am at a loss. How can you be so intelligent and so foolish at the same time? Not to worry, every idle word you know.
R M Griswold
12/18/99
11:08:29 PM
209.244.115.209
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
I seen your HBO standup which was somewhat funny, overall I feel you are a Anti-Christ....
12/18/99
9:04:42 PM
205.188.198.38
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; CS 2000; Windows 98; DigExt)
hey, george, i was wondering:
how is it that nobody's gotten pissed off enough at you to sue you. hell, if i was a republican or catholic, i would have sued your ass off for slander or something? or have you been sued? I've got 10 bucks riding on this, so mail me back at dzleprechaun@cs.com
12/17/99
1:32:54 PM
167.206.112.7
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
SUCK MY HAIRY COCK
LOVE DIEGO
12/16/99
7:36:25 PM
129.115.235.52
Mozilla/4.61 [en] (WinNT; I)
George you are the greatest comedian!
12/16/99
11:41:04 AM
198.4.159.5
Mozilla/4.61 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
My brother is a Born Again Christian and you offend him. My father tells me that you "rub him the wrong way".
FUCK THEM and keep up the good work!
12/14/99
11:53:11 PM
129.115.240.144
Mozilla/4.5 [en]C-CCK-MCD {UTSA} (WinNT; I)
Hello George, I think, you are a great writer, and you know what comedy is. You are a great philosopher too. I have recently dicovered you, after I bought your book(the best book I've ever read),and since then, the world isn't meaningless to me any more. I've been also renting your past comedy concerts tapes and buying your CD's. I'm sad that you recently lost the love of your life, your wife. She was very beautiful. A kind of woman that great men like you deserve. I will always remember every thing you taught me. Your're my true friend that I've never had. Thank you pal! P.S. I'm sorry if I misspelled any word.
12/14/99
1:56:08 PM
12.14.204.1
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
I saw you in 1996 in Tucson, AZ, Mr. Carlin and I have to say it was the best birthday present anyone has given me to this day. Your outlook on life is quite similar to mine and it's refreshing to be able to laugh about life's little moments.
Yours, Amy Kretzer maus@ponyexpress.net
12/12/99
1:40:05 AM
38.26.50.238
Mozilla/4.7 (Macintosh; U; PPC)
George!! Joe Zurlo here, independent filmmaker. I've listened to you for years and have seen you live seven times. We got a great picture together at Barnes and Noble where you were signing your excellent book Brain Droppings. You are the master comic, you hold a mirror up to society and force people to see how they really are. Your comedic reign is the stuff of legends. Keep up the amazing work! Drop me a line at vindaloo@earthlink.net
12/8/99
8:35:23 PM
168.191.76.15
Mozilla/4.61 [en]C-DIAL (Win98; U)
Hi George!
I just wanted to wish you a happy holiday! You are a really funny guy, and one of the most insightful people in show business. I'm looking forward to seeing you on tour in Ft. Lauderdale in 2000. Happy New Year!
12/7/99
11:43:55 PM
209.83.66.240
Mozilla/4.7 [en]C-CCK-MCD NSCPCD47 (WinNT; I)
i love you
12/7/99
12:56:43 PM
24.188.14.126
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
hey george, you are the BEST!!! you have inspired us to create our own webpage... check it out if you want
www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Bleachers/3417/index.html
thanks man! you are the best!!
12/5/99
12:21:12 PM
152.163.206.189
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; AOL 4.0; Windows 98; Compaq)
GOD WILL GET YOU!! ASK SAM K
12/4/99
9:58:00 AM
209.86.56.237
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Saturday, December 3, 1999
Dear Mr. Carlin,
How do I write an email that will stand out from all the others you receive? If only I could think of some sort of stunning observation or bit of wisdom. But nothing I would write approach a level worthy of your review.
I have a been a long time admirer. You first got my attention as a young child when my father expressed his "contempt" over your skits on such shows as Flip Wilson and Mike Douglass. Over the years and from the Hippy Dibby Weather Man to the "Two minute Warning," my admiration of you has grown.
I come from a very traditional, staunch Republican family. My father was a gung ho Marine before becoming a physician. I am now 36 and increasingly finding myself more and more cynical about the traditional "values" and views that were brainwashed into me over the years. Fortunately, I find there are more "closet" cynics than what I believed. Where perhaps I differ with you is that I remain cautiously optimistic about our race. Despite the legions who blindly follow the ditto heads of Rush Limbaugh or ultimate hypocrite "Dr." Laura on the radio daily, there still remains people such as you who remind us to open our eyes and look at the world as it really exists. Perhaps I remain more optimistic because the George Carlin's of this world make us laugh, but importantly, make us think. Thank you Mr. Carlin.
PS
If you ever find yourself in Louisville, Kentucky and looking for some locals to show you about, please write. (I am a lawyer in a local firm here in the Derby City - - -I hope by revealing my profession I have not soured what I otherwise wrote hereinabove). Again, thank you and Happy Holidays.
11/29/99
4:10:02 PM
167.21.1.112
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 95)
Love your stuff George. You've kept us laughing for a long time! Come to Dover, Delaware soon... or somewhere close by!
GFAF97@aol.com
11/29/99
9:24:43 AM
209.4.117.39
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
Caught you on Bob & Tom this morning! Where can I get this box set I heard mentioned!?!? Typical, but...Thanks for all of the laughs and insights. I have enjoyed your work since childhood! dawnk@hillsinc.com :)-
11/26/99
4:23:30 PM
210.84.128.13
Mozilla/4.7 (Macintosh; I; PPC)
Intelligent American comedy - brilliant! Any chance of touring Australia?
Stuart
stuhl@ozemail.com.au
11/26/99
11:04:23 AM
205.188.192.159
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; AOL 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt)
Hi Mr. Carlin,
I recieved your "Paradox of our Time" through a friend on the internet, and sent it to all of the people I know online. It really hit home.
I typed it up, and would like to frame it to put on one of the walls in my house, and did not know if I needed your permission to do this.
Is it OK with you if I do this? I think it is something that I would like to see everyday, and for all the people that visit my house. If more people read, and at least picked up on part of your observation of our times today, this world would be a better place.
Thank you so much for this insight, and all of the years that you have entertained myself and others.
Randy Scott WScott8811@AOL.com
11/24/99
1:22:41 PM
206.145.254.18
Mozilla/4.05 (Macintosh; U; PPC, Nav)
11/11/99
5:22:01 PM
209.18.22.6
Mozilla/4.7 [en] (Win98; U)
George Carlin: Your the Best ! Thank you for being YOU !! A mind as sharp as ever,,, Good to hear you on Art Bell Show .
11/11/99
9:11:13 AM
193.175.164.35
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows NT)
Dear George, saw you on TV in 97 when I was visiting a friend in Houston, I am from Germany by the way, but I donīt think that I ever have laughed that much, and I do laugh very often. Thanks for a brillant show. I bought your record right then. I canīt stop listening to it. Got a new one?
Take care you bloody bastard :-)
11/4/99
8:13:35 PM
24.4.254.3
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 4.01; Windows 98)
George ! If you start glowing in the dark...check this web site: http://members.home.net/theroyprocess Then bend over and kiss it goodbye !
Regards, Dennis F. Nester theroyprocess@home.com
10/31/99
1:24:04 AM
12.75.149.159
Mozilla/4.04 [en] (Win95; U)
I just saw you in Chicago at the Rosemont Theatre. Excellent show!! My jaws hurt from laughing a day later. Thanx. My father and I werent very close when I was younger but we could always get together and spend an hour or so laughing with you. You are the speaker of reality. I just bought your box set hope to get it in the mail soon. What was up with the 10-10 commercials? Yeah like half the nation hasn't asked you that already! Just bustin your Balls!! Take care of yourself, eat as much crap as you can. Skiya@worldnet.att.net
10/27/99
7:44:13 PM
209.149.50.229
Mozilla/4.61 [en]C-gatewaynet (Win98; I)
go fuck yourself
10/15/99
2:51:42 AM
209.240.200.148
Mozilla/3.0 WebTV/1.2 (compatible; MSIE 2.0)
Mr. Carlin- Help us help some local kids. I work at Walmart and we are publishing a cookbook with a celebrity section. ALL proceeds from the sales of this cookbook will go to THE CHILDREN'S MIRACLE NETWORK to help local children with their medical care. Just take 5 minutes and jot down your favorite recipe (mail it to us within the next 3-4 weeks) and make us proud to have you as a part of this project. Mail to: Wanda Chapman c/o Walmart 9119 Merrill Road Jacksonville, FL 32227 (starfishgirl@webtv.net)
Thanks so much for showing you care!!
10/14/99
3:34:31 PM
161.38.2.35
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; Snap.home.2; DigExt)
Hey, George, the reason that the bubble in the water vendor exceeds the size of the amount of water removed is that, by composition, air is made up of more wide-ranging molecules of varied sizes than is the simple h2o.
10/13/99
12:04:46 AM
4.11.97.157
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; CS402; DigExt)
yeah..uh...visit http://NerdDom.8m.com and sign the fuckin' guestbook
feel free to flame me @ fuckoffandDie@NerdDom.8m.com
9/25/99
8:51:37 PM
209.241.130.46
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 95; DigExt)
Saw your show last night in Fort Wayne IN (Sept. 24) and it really sucked. It was a total waste of our hard-earned cash (about 10 min. was good). How about some compensation?
9/18/99
4:46:54 AM
209.20.216.77
Mozilla/4.61 [en] (Win98; I)
Let me ask you a question George. Are you god? I mean you are the best comic I listen to and I like to quote daily. And your, "I'M PREGNATE YOUR THE FATHER AND I AM GOING TO KILL ALL 3 OF US... Calm down have some dip." works when my friends are going crazy. (Well the calm down have some dip works) Heh also there was a album that was banned. Is there anyway I can find it? And one more thing George, what is it with the male phalic symbol in the war talk? :) Btw george you will be missed greatly when you retire or finally kick the bucket. You are the best and help keep the world laughing we need it. After all we are still diseased and that is beacuse we are crazy fucks that keep fucking with other people. After all the wars, we win all of them beacuse WE HAVE THE BIGGEST DICKS OF THEM ALL!!!!!
Your loyal fan. David keiichi@uswest.net
9/18/99
3:50:40 AM
216.112.67.20
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.0; Windows 98; DigExt; KATIESOFT 6.0)
You were right again George...
http://news.excite.com/news/r/990918/00/news-crime-church